Dear Sri Sri Sri Sunny Le.One Ji
First of all, I’m thankful to your mother for giving birth to you, and to your father for lending her his Anmulle sperms. May god bless their departed souls and lure them with 72+72 virgins. They have no idea how much of a noble cause they have done for humanity by having sex 30 years ago. They didn’t sleep for one magical night and today, no one is able to sleep at nights - Few due to their jobs in call-centers and rest due to your religious and spiritual movies.
Secondly, thank you for coming to India. Now whenever my girlfriend goes through “Don’t Touch Me!” syndrome, I just tell her how good, perfect, professional, accurate and open-minded you’re in your movies and immediately she says, “Arre, mein toh mazaak kar rahi thi. Tum haath kya jo marzi lagao Jaaneman”.
Thank you very much. I owe you onepenis.
You should have come to India before Diwali. Indians spend billions of rupees on getting their homes re-painted. Had you come a bit earlier, all the male members of the family would have painted the walls white. Free ki whitewash ho jati.
Thank you very much. I owe you one
You should have come to India before Diwali. Indians spend billions of rupees on getting their homes re-painted. Had you come a bit earlier, all the male members of the family would have painted the walls white. Free ki whitewash ho jati.
Since the day you entered India, average Indian penis size increased from 4.0” to 6.3”
Aapki shaan mein likhi kavitao ke majmooen se ek haqeer si kavita pesh kar raha hoon. Aapki nazar nawazi ka muntazir rahunga.
Sunny Leone… Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Aap meri jungali billi, mein aapka Don
Aapki wajah se meine dekhni shuru ki Porn
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Aap meri jungali billi, mein aapka Don
Aapki wajah se meine dekhni shuru ki Porn
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Aapki movies ne uda rakhi hai meri raaton ki Neendia
Aapki movies ko meine computer mein kar rakha hai Mr. India
Aap mehenga piyaaz, baki pornstars toh Bhindi-a
Saari Bollywood heroines aapke aage Chindi-a
Aapki movies ko meine computer mein kar rakha hai Mr. India
Aap mehenga piyaaz, baki pornstars toh Bhindi-a
Saari Bollywood heroines aapke aage Chindi-a
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Meri GF banjar zameen, aap green Lawn
Whole world is thankful since the day you were Born
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Nasheeli aapki aakhein, Raseela aapka Badaan
You owe my Tan, Maan, Dhaan aur L…
Priya Rai aur Silk Smitha, dono aapke aage Zero
In your next movie, I want to be the Lead Hero.
Meri GF banjar zameen, aap green Lawn
Whole world is thankful since the day you were Born
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
Nasheeli aapki aakhein, Raseela aapka Badaan
You owe my Tan, Maan, Dhaan aur L…
Priya Rai aur Silk Smitha, dono aapke aage Zero
In your next movie, I want to be the Lead Hero.
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
You look good with or without a Thong
You’re Mother Teresa of Porn
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
You look good with or without a Thong
You’re Mother Teresa of Porn
Sunny Leone … Aapke jaisa hai Kaun
If ‘porn’ becomes a religion, you will be the goddess.
Hina Rabbani doesn’t even deserve to be your mistress. Poonam Pandey looks like Gai ka Gobar in front of you. You’re Aamir Khan of Sex, Shahrukh of Blowjobs, Salman of fake orgasm, and Sunny Deol of Kamasutra poses.
You’re Silk Smitha of world, Savita Bhabhi of Universe and Miss Pooja of seductive voices.
You’re Silk Smitha of world, Savita Bhabhi of Universe and Miss Pooja of seductive voices.
You’re the reason why my right wrist is rock solid.
You’re the reason why I turned MARD from a boy.
You’re the reason why the song, “Mere mehBOOB qayamat hogi” was made.
You’re the reason why Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Parkash Singh Badal are still alive.
You’re the reason Why this Kolaveri Di.
You’re the reason why the term ‘Apsara’ was coined.
You’re the reason why Silk Smitha committed suicide.
You’re the reason why I haven’t turned gay by now.
You’re the reason why the TV commercial “Kitna deti hai” was made.
You’re the reason why I love pussy cats.
You’re the reason why I sleep in my office and not at my place.
You’re the reason why Christopher Columbus thought America to be India. He always knew there is some connection, deep connection.
You’re the reason why I stopped missing Desibaba.com
You’re the reason why Indian public started purchasing colored screen phones and upgraded to a Broadband Internet connection.
You’re the reason why Sharad Pawar didn’t cry after getting slapped from Harvinder Singh. He knew if he would cry, it will create a bad impression on you.
You’re the reason why Harvinder Singh slapped Pawar because Singh knew Pawar is trying to create an impression on you.
You’re the reason why SRK is thinking to end his love relationship with Karan Johar and Arjun Rampal.
You’re the reason why I prefer my omelet Sunny side up.
You’re the reason why Indians started using tissue rolls.
After 9 months, there will be 100% population increase in India.
By just chanting your name 5 times, a man can ejaculate. You’re a natural cure for erectile dysfunction. I’m sure by now every Indian must have Googled, “Sunny Leone WITH clothes picx”. Best thing about you is that you look beautiful even in clothes.
Jab se aap aaye ho, India ki raatein bhi Sunny ho gayi hai.
I’m sure if your BF asks you whether you're a virgin, you’ll reply with a firm YES. #EveryGirlisSame
I’m sure if your BF asks you whether you're a virgin, you’ll reply with a firm YES. #EveryGirlisSame
Sunny, I want to be your bitch.
P.S. - I typed the whole article with just one hand. *wink*
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