tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9198752417253524892024-03-13T12:17:55.065-07:00No Sense but not NOnSENSEAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-21075722586898495272013-07-15T13:57:00.004-07:002013-07-15T13:59:06.765-07:00Ek cheekh<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #990000; font-size: large;"><i>" In memory of Delhi gang rape victim - Damini "</i></span><br />
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Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi<br />
Marte-marte zaroor muskurayi bhi hogi<br />
Yaad aaya hoga bhai ko rakhi baandhana<br />
Jaate-jaate Maa Baap ki yaad satayi bhi hogi<br />
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<em>Bhagwaan se zinda rehne ki aas lagayi toh hogi...</em><br />
<em></em><strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Aakhiri baar tatole honge bikhre hue sapne<br />
Num aankhon se yaad kiye honge sab apne<br />
"Kaash uss bus mein na chadti" bhi socha hoga<br />
Kaash uss din hote saang uske sab apne<br />
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<em>Ek aakhiri baar un darindon ki darindagi yaad aayi toh hogi...</em><br />
<em></em><strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Che mardon mein apne jism ko bat'te dekha hoga usne<br />
Udaan bharne wale apne parro ko kat'te dekha hoga usne<br />
Bahut kuch dekha hoga uss raat jo kabhi socha bhi na hoga<br />
Khud ke aage khud ko marte dekha hoga usne<br />
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<em>"Eh Bhagwaan bachale mujhe" - Yeh fariyaad zubaan par aayi toh
hogi...</em><br />
<em></em><strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Woh bachpan mein ped par charh kachche amrudo ko thordna<br />
Mohalle mein cricket khelte hue padosi ka kaanch phodna<br />
Woh gaon mein bhains ke seeng pakad steering ki tarah modhna<br />
"Maa, yeh mithai sab bhai ne khayi hai" - Aisa nadaan jhooth bolna<br />
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<em>Bachpan ki meethi yaadein ek aakhiri baar bulayi toh hongi...</em><br />
<strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Naye kharidey hue kapade dharey ke dharey reh gaye<br />
Beti ki shaadi ke jode paise pade ke pade reh gaye<br />
Ab kaun mangega pita se haq se pocket money<br />
Woh mar kar amar ho gayi, hum jee kar bhi mare ke mare reh gaye<br />
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<em>Mummy Papa ne apni Rani bitiya ko aakhiri baar pariyon ki kahani sunayi
toh hogi...</em><br />
<strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Ek sawaal usne insaan ke bhagwaan se kiya hoga<br />
Ek sawaal uss bhagwaan ke insaan se bhi kiya hoga<br />
Kiye honge khud se kitne he sawaal kitni baar uss ne<br />
Ek jawaab khud ko khud he diya bhi hoga<br />
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<em>“Kya ho gaya zindagi mein” yeh vichaar kar ghabrayi toh hogi...</em><br />
<strong>... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi</strong><br />
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Woh mar kar bhi har hindustani mein zinda hai<br />
Bahut unchi udaan hai uss ki, woh ek bekhauf parinda hai<br />
Tarunnam mein jeene wali andheri vaadiyon mein kahi kho gayi<br />
Apni zindagi ki toh na ho saki par purre bharat ki woh ho
gayi<strong> </strong><br />
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<strong>Damini</strong>, tumhari kurbani par he naye Bharat ka nirmaan
hoga<br />
Yeh tumhara har bharatwasi par ehsaan hoga<br />
Yun toh kuch nahi kar sakta mein tumhare liye<br />
Par meri yeh kavita tumhare honsle, sahas, aur jajbe ko salaam hoga<br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6;"><strong>BALATKARIYO NE BHI SHARAM SE AANKHEN JHUKAYI TOH
HONGI...</strong><strong>... EK CHEEKH USNE LAGAYI TOH HOGI !</strong></span></blockquote>
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<strong>... Ek Cheek Bharat Ki Beti Ne Lagayi Toh
Hogi..!!</strong><br />
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<strong> </strong><strong><span style="font-size: large;">- Jorawar Walia</span></strong><br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-46697741215873803752013-07-14T22:13:00.000-07:002013-07-14T22:18:38.461-07:00Yeh din bhi dhal jayega<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="userContent" data-ft="{"tn":"K"}"><br />Yeh din bhi dhal jayega.. Phir naya kal aayega..<br />Phir naye kal ke har pal mein, Naseeb phir se likha jayega..<br /><br /><b>Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..</b><br /><br />Phir jagegi nayi ummeed, phir dikhegi manzil kareeb..<br />Bahut aayengi aarchane par naya hal bhi sang aayega..<br /><br /><span class="text_exposed_show"><b>Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..</b><br /><br />Gir kar uth kar, uth kar gir kar tu manzil tak jayega<br />Waqt ka imtihaan baar-baar tere dheeraj ko aajmaega..<br /><br /><b>Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..</b><br /><br />Dhal jayegi umeedein teri, khawaab dhundhale bhi honge<br />Kal ka soch-soch aaj ko gawaana, aise silsile bhi honge<br />Arjun ki tarah lakshya ki aakh mein tu dekhega agar..<br />Toh Jeet haar jayegi tere aage, aise falsafe bhi honge<br /><br />Kaun nahi hai girta bata, kaun nahi hai khaata thokar?<br />Kaun hai har baar jeet'ta, kaun paata hai bina kuch khokar?<br />Gir, uth, chal, mudh... Bas tune rukna nahi<br />Waqt todega peeth teri.. Par tune jhukna nahi<br /><br />Mushkil samay toh bas hass ka apne aap tal jaeyga<br />Yeh din bhi dhal jayega.. Phir naya kal aayega<br /><br /><b>Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..</b></span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-3793641739763561702012-09-16T00:55:00.000-07:002012-09-16T01:54:54.721-07:0010+1 things girls say often<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #333333; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">When
it comes to the language center of the brain, women’s brain works differently
than men’s. On an average, women speak at a rate of 250 words per minute, while
men average half of that. In the course of a day, a woman will speak some
20,000 words, while guys utter just about 7,000. This is why the husbands
sometimes struggle to keep focused on what the wives are saying.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span lang="EN-US">Girls love to talk. A girl
can visit her friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call
the same friend and they will talk for three more hours.<br />
</span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Silence intimidate girls and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have
nothing to say.</span></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For girls, talking is a priority and
breathing comes second.</span></span><br />
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are 10+1 things girls say often</u></strong></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">1. Sab Kuch Karenge Par Shaadi Ke Baad</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">:</span></b></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is the deadliest arrow a girl can shoot.
This arrow penetrates guy’s penis and he instantly becomes Bobby Darling. If a
girl says “Sab Kuch Karenge Par Shaadi Ke Baad”, then be prepared to see her
holding some other guy’s hand very soon.<br />
This phrase either means she is not completely into you, or it means previously
many guys had <em>Looto-fy</em> her izzat and left.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">If the girl doesn’t allow the guy to screw
her, then the guy is screwed.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">2.</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Ladko
Ko Toh Bas Ek Cheez Chahiye</b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">:
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></b></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Times","serif";">This theory has travelled down
centuries by aunties who either never got laid like Dolly Bindra, or got laid
too often like Savita Bhabhi.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Times","serif";">I don’t understand why do girls always say that the guys need only
one thing from them? <em>Kya hai woh cheez, aaj bata he do</em>.... Girls, you took our
name, you took our clothes, you took our style, our hairstyle, our drinking
habits etc. and all we ever took was a hole, aur tum bura maan gayi... <strong><span style="font-family: "Times","serif";">Kya yaar!</span></strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Trebuchet MS","sans-serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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</span><span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times","serif"; font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">"</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times","serif";">The one thing that
every guy wants is TRUE LOVE."</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Times","serif";"> <span style="color: black;">Do you girls have that to
give?<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">3. </span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Ladkiyon Ka Purse Khol Kar Nahi
Dekhte:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Okay. Girls, let me make one thing very
clear. Every guy on this freaking earth knows that you girls carry sanitary
pads in your purse. It’s not a hidden secret, anymore. So, don’t get all hyper
when a guy touches your purse. We’re not going to take out your <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Whisper</i> and use it as a <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">poocha</i> to wipe the floor. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong>So, CHILL!<o:p></o:p></strong></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">4. Mere Phone Ko Haath Mat Lagao</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">:
</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Apparently, there are so many secrets stored
in a girl’s mobile that it will put Swiss Bank to shame. </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">If you touch your girlfriend’s phone, she will
snatch it back faster than Salman Khan removes his shirt.</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Guys, let me solve the mystery of a normal Indian girl’s
mobile phone.</span></span></div>
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<span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">If
you remove the back cover, you might find a second SIM card. Some even hide it
beneath the battery. If you check the 'Call history' you’ll see
calls from unknown numbers which lasted for hours, and if you check the time of
the calls you will be saddened to discover that the calls were attended after
she told you she is about to sleep. If you check the 'Images' folder, you might
find her naked pictures, but you never know who else you’ll see in the picture. Be prepared for a surpise.<br />
Check her phone 'Messages' only if you’re not a heart patient.</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">So,
gist of the matter is, never touch your girl’s mobile phone.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">NO</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #38761d; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">NO</span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #38761d; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #38761d; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">NO</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></strong><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">NEVER
</span></strong><em><b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">ji</span></b></em><span class="apple-converted-space"><i><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #741b47; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span></i></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #741b47; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> NEVER</span></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">“Touch me but don’t touch my phone”</span></strong> is 21 century’s mantra for a stable relationship.</span><span class="apple-converted-space"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon:</span></b></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Uffffff!!!!! Ek toh mujhe aaj tak ladkiyon ki type he nahi pata chali.<br />
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You try to kiss her, she will say </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">
‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’<br />
You ask her out for a movie<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> ‘Mein Iss
Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’<br />
You send her a so-called ‘Non-Veg’ joke, she will LOL, forward it to her
friends, and message you back saying, ‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi
Hoon’<br />
You try to talk dirty, she goes </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">
‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’<br />
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And finally, if you ask her for marriage, then also she will say, </span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">à</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> “Mein Iss
Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon”.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #0b5394;">W<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>T<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>F<span class="apple-converted-space"> </span></span></span></span></b><br />
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<span class="apple-converted-space"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span></b></span><br />
<span class="apple-converted-space"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">6.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ab
Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe:<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For
the sake of 330 million Indian gods, please tell me what do girls mean by
this!<br />
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A girl first asks her guy to start coming home early. Then she commands him to
stop drinking, stop going out with his friends, start watching Saas-Bahu
soaps with her, stop farting, stop scratching his crotch publicly, stop
eating with open mouth, start bathing daily, stop watching porn, etc.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And when the poor guy adapts to all these changes,
then she simply says, “Ab Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe” and finds another guy……
and starts changing him too.</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Calibri;"><strong>#BhenDiShiki</strong></span></span></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">7. Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hote Hain:</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Girls, you’re right on this. This is how God made us. Every guy is same.
Everyone got one penis, two testicles, one butt divided into two, one heart to
be broken repeatedly, two hands to work hard for his woman, two legs to run
around and do the best for his family, one stupid brain to believe that
his girl is best in the world, and one mouth to keep shut in front of
her.<br />
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<span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong>Yes, every guy is same.<o:p></o:p></strong></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">8. Mujhe Kiss Karna Nahi Aata:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">
Obviously girl, your lips are made for much bigger jobs, like <span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong>BL**JOB</strong></span>!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">9. Mujhe Aisi Baatein Pasand Nahi:</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Aisi baatein!!! Kaisi baatein?<br />
Aapko so called aisi baaton ka matlab pata hai, par pasand nahi. Matlab pehli
aisi baatein kissi ke saath ki hongi.<br />
Hmmm… Toh Delhi Belly dekhte hue itna kyun hass rahi thi aap?</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><br />
<strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">Delhi Belly dekhegi Hindi mein, aur Sati Savetri banegi Suit aur Bindi mein.<o:p></o:p></span></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Wah Hypocrite Bharatiyein naari, Wah!!!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">10. Mein Ek Shareef Ladki Hoon :</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">
Hanji Mohtarma, mein bhi ek sareef ladka he hu. Mera ghar GB road par nahi hai. <br />
There is a saying famous among boys, <span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong>“Shareef toh gadhi bhi hoti hai”.</strong></span> Kindly
ask your BF what does the saying means.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">…. <span class="apple-style-span"><span style="color: black;">and the </span></span></span><span class="apple-style-span"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">+1</span></b></span><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">
thing which girls say often is …..<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">*Drum
roll* </span></span></span></div>
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">.</span></span></span></div>
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="font-size: x-large;"><strong>--></strong></span> <span style="font-size: x-large;">“</span></span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">I'm
a <span style="color: red;">VIRGIN</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">”</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com4Chandigarh, India30.7333148 76.779417930.6241268 76.6214894 30.8425028 76.9373464tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-48238390847406753042012-06-26T21:51:00.000-07:002012-06-26T23:10:35.839-07:00I RHYME my PAIN<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Everything I’ve lost, nothing I’ve gained <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</strong></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>I rhyme my pain, I rhyme my miseries<br />
My life is a scam, like fake degrees<br />
My future is jittery, my vision is contradictory<br />
My life is a sheer loss, I hope death will be my victory</strong></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #666666;"><strong>I’ve messed up my own life, I’ve no one to
blame<br />
God wrote my life but the paper seems plain<br />
I’m shooting at stars without taking any aim<br />
Life is a bitch, what a manipulated game</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>My life is like scattered leaves which no one
will claim <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Few days ago God committed a murder<br />
World said dog, I called him my brother<br />
People said don’t cry, go and get another<br />
World is so heartless, I can’t call them humans any further</strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /> </span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Pizzo/209964182449783" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: large;">PIZZO</span></a> was the best thing God ever created<br />
He was a Kohinoor which cannot be replicated<br />
I wish I could turn back the hands of time<br />
I wish he could once again become mine</strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /> </span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Without my Pizzo my life won’t be the same <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</strong></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>One day I was sleeping and I got a call<br />
Dad is not well, rush to the hospital<br />
With </strong></span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="OLE_LINK2"></a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: #666666;"><span style="mso-bookmark: OLE_LINK2;">tears in my eyes</span> and prayer on my lips<br />
I reached there just to see papa’s heartbeat skip<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">PAPA</span> died in front of my eyes, I couldn’t save him<br />
Till the end he kept on smiling, how brave of him<br />
He was a saint on this earth, no one can portray him<br />
I hope he has gone to a better place, I just pray for him</span></strong><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: #990000;">DAD was my everything - My sunshine, my rain <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</span></strong></span></span></div>
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She doesn’t show she is in pain, but I can tell<br />
God took away her mother, father, husband, and Pizzo-son<br />
She still believes in god and says He’s the only ONE</strong></span></span></span><br />
<strong><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial;"></span></strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">MOM</span> is my strength, my guardian, my friend<br />
My mom is my idol, an unfading </strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #666666;"><strong>trend<br />
She has struggled a lot in life just to fulfill all my needs<br />
I’m lucky to have her, I must have done some good deeds</strong></span></span></span></div>
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<strong><span style="color: #990000;">MOM has always lived for others without any personal gain <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</span></strong></span></span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666;"><strong>I found the love of my life but she wasn’t meant for me<br />
While I was striving to get her she was finding a new he<br />
Her parents disapproved because we both followed different religions<br />
I think they misinterpreted God’s version of humanity and his vision<br /><br />
<span style="font-size: large;">SHE</span> still comes in my dreams and my eyes drizzle<br />
Was she forced to leave me or she willingly left? This is the riddle<br />
I’m sure she tried her best but I still think she could’ve done more<br />
But if she is happy in her life then I couldn’t have asked for more</strong></span></span></span><span lang="EN-US"></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: #990000;"><br />I lost everything for her; she said she didn’t gain <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</span></strong></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>I’ve lost my lil’ brother and my lovely father<br />
I’m unable to properly take care of my sister and mother<br />
God gave me a life but it seems like a committed murder<br />
I’m tired of myself, I don’t want to live any further</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /></span><br />
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Everyone seems to be my own, still can’t call them mine<br />
The pendulum is swinging, I’m losing the time<br />
God gives me pain and in reply -> I just rhyme</strong></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>On this wonderful earth, I’m the bad stain <br />
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain</strong></span><br />
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<strong><span style="color: #666666; font-size: large;">In loving memory of <span style="color: #3d85c6;">PIZZO</span> (29.01.2000 - 10.04.2012, 1:30 PM, in my arms)</span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Pizzo/209964182449783" target="_blank">Pizzo's facebook page --> P I Z Z O</a></span></strong><br />
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<span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: white; color: #cc0000; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na<br />
Jo chale gaya so chale gaya<br />
Jo reh gaya ohnu tu khoyi na<br />
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na</span></span><br />
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<span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: white; color: black; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Kuch manzil meri dur bari ae<br />
Kuch tez chaldi samay di ghari ae<br />
Kuch apne he mera saath chadan<br />
Kuch zimevariyan di payi hathkadi ae<br />
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<strong>Jad tak mukaam haasil nai hunda – Tu aaram naal soi na<br />
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na</strong></span></span><br />
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Kayi te mare maa-pe v na saadan<br />
Hun haiga pyara Ram koi na<br />
Saare he ethe zehreele Raavan<br />
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<strong>Jo loki karde ohna nu kar len de – Tu nafrat de beej kadi boyi na<br />
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na</strong></span></span><br />
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Koi kave lambe tere vaal nai pasand<br />
Har koi mere ch kami rahe kad da<br />
Koi kave pagg bani lal nai pasand</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: white; color: black; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><strong>Loki te har dum nukas he kad de - Dujea layi apne aap nu tu khoyi na<br />
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na</strong></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: white; color: black; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><br />
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Kayi kehn ge tu ohna di fikar karni chad de<br />
Kayi kehn ge sanu apne dillo he kad de<br />
Kayi apni galtiyan da v dosh tuhade te laan<br />
Kayi kehn ge khud nu zinde-jee he vad de<br />
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<strong>Loki te beshukare ne – Tu ohna layi befikara hoyi na<br />
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke royi na</strong></span></span></div></div><span class="textexposedshow"><span lang="EN-US" style="background: white; color: black; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></span><br />
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If you can’t bear fruits, then be the foundational stem.<br />
Some will pull you down, some will let you down<br />
But remember, God made us all and every individual is a gem.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div><span style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span><br />
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Try to share your rice, try not to be the reason of anyone’s cries.<br />
Try to do good, because you should, and if you could, try to be understood<br />
Try to share your hood, try always to be good – Touchwood.</span></span></div><span style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: small;"> </span><br />
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Don’t allow them to make your life go slow.<br />
Always be happy, and always make others happy<br />
Keep on smiling, always mainta</span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="_GoBack"></a><span style="color: #666666;">in that glow.</span></span></span><br />
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Keep humanity over religion, that would be being kludge.<br />
Forgive everyone and don’t keep any grudge<br />
Don’t worry about others as God is the ultimate judge.</span></span></span></span></span><br />
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</b>Phir har ladki mujh par marti – Deepika, Shilpa aur Raveena<br />
Dhokha mein deta sabko, phir bhi izzat karti har haseena<br />
Kaash mein hota Kamina, phir kya khoob hota mera jeena</span></span><br />
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Chehra hai sundar par dil khoobsurat nahi<br />
Guzar gaya woh zamana jab aurat thi pak-pavitar<br />
Ab toh har koi hai Chandalika, Sita si koi murat nahi</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wish I were a playboy, I wish I were a player<br />
I wish I’d fuck girls with my seductive glare<br />
For girls love is a game and guys are the toys<br />
Like police, they’re also in the search for bad boys</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="color: #948a54; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: background2; mso-themeshade: 128;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">But I’m happy I’m not Kamina, glad <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m not a part of betrayer’s arena<br />
I’m happy with one, with her, mujhko marna, mujhko jeena<br />
I don’t cheat on my partner because I know that’s a sin<br />
And when they betray me they actually make me win</span></span></i></b><br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">Kaash mein hota</span> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">JHOOTHA</span></b><br />
Phir koi bhi na kabhi mujhse rooth ta<br />
Ameer-gareeb phir mujhko pujhta<br />
Aur har koi mera haal chaal puchta</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jhooth hai ji duniya Jhootha hai sansaar<br />
Yahan peeth piche dost karte hai vaar<br />
Ab toh prayavachi hai jhooth aur pyaar<br />
Insaniyat par laanat, Insaan par dhutkaar</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Liars – Today’s Livewire<br />
They burn you down to ashes without using fire<br />
They’re manipulative, they’re society’s vampire<br />
Try to avoid them as they’re known to conspire</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="color: #948a54; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: background2; mso-themeshade: 128;">Like everyone I also lie, and lies are always uncouth<br />
But my lies are harmless, more of futuristic truth<br />
I don’t live to lie, I don’t lie to live<br />
If I’d ever lied to you, kindly forgive</span></i></b><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Kaash mein hota</span> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-size: large;">BEWAFA</span></b><br />
Har cheez mein dekhta bas apna nafa<br />
Dhokha deta har ladki ko, chahe woh ho jaati khafa<br />
Ab toh yeh sab purani baatein – Sacha pyaar aur wafa</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pyaar, Ishq, Mohabbat sab kal ki baatein<br />
Ab toh har koi manaana chahta hai bas rangeen raatein<br />
Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ke vaade tut jaate hai do pal mein<br />
Bewafa saja lete hain naye sapne, Sache jeene lag jaate hain beete kal mein <br />
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Betrayers free themselves but they enslave the true soul<br />
They play the love game but themselves don’t fully portray their role<br />
It’s so easy to leave someone, but it’s hard for the one who is omitted <br />
Why don’t betrayers try something more challenging, like staying committed? <br />
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</span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span style="color: #948a54; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-themecolor: background2; mso-themeshade: 128;">LOVE – The best thing you could give and receive<br />
Be true to everyone, please don’t deceive, please don’t leave<br />
Make her your fairy, be her king<br />
It’s an honour to be someone’s everything</span></i></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br />
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</span></span><span style="font-family: "Brush Script MT"; font-size: 16pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Be committed in LOVE, be true to One<br />
Loving the same person throughout your life is the real Fun<br />
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Be committed to your FAMILY, be a good daughter and a Son<br />
Make your parents proud, let them feel they’ve Won<br />
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Be committed to GOD and be accountable to None<br />
He is the supreme power, he’s bigger and brighter than the Sun<br />
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Be committed to YOURSELF, be the medicine of your own Poison<br />
You know you’re the best, you’re precious than the Bullion<br />
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Be committed to OTHERS and get happiness in Ton<br />
Help the poor and needy, then only our job will be well Done</span></div><br />
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I can be a bad boy but I try to be good<br />
I’m happy being a loser rather than being stamped as mean<br />
I’ll eventually win with my good deeds, that’s my scheme</span></span></i></div><br />
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</div></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com0Chandigarh, India30.7333148 76.779417930.6713883 76.7008279 30.795241299999997 76.8580079tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-37568425714289922622011-12-19T21:16:00.000-08:002011-12-19T22:06:54.914-08:00An Open Letter to Sunny Leone<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbzmE-rCWdFuelhF4XQeWh-QZv4CgUg1KPfYb_g1OTFzugy7z_VWWgFJKXx-_OxEYLHCFLjNPjDFcWz1ufePHI_ldA8PBwHTKnp-dqmnr1oDftlzO2tlbgWos3t3vjddrBCxYNDhwsOrA/s1600/90f65fd2-97f2-4f3f-b00d-ee85aa74e7fewallpaper.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAbzmE-rCWdFuelhF4XQeWh-QZv4CgUg1KPfYb_g1OTFzugy7z_VWWgFJKXx-_OxEYLHCFLjNPjDFcWz1ufePHI_ldA8PBwHTKnp-dqmnr1oDftlzO2tlbgWos3t3vjddrBCxYNDhwsOrA/s640/90f65fd2-97f2-4f3f-b00d-ee85aa74e7fewallpaper.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Dear Sri Sri Sri <span style="color: yellow;">Sunny</span> <span style="color: #e06666;">Le.One</span> Ji</strong></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">First of all, I’m thankful to your mother for giving birth to you, and to your father for lending her his <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Anmulle</i> sperms. May god bless their departed souls and lure them with 72+72 virgins. They have no idea how much of a noble cause they have done for humanity by having sex 30 years ago. They didn’t sleep for one magical night and today, no one is able to sleep at nights - Few due to their jobs in call-centers and rest due to your religious and spiritual movies.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Secondly, thank you for coming to India. Now whenever my girlfriend goes through “Don’t Touch Me!” syndrome, I just tell her how good, perfect, professional, accurate and open-minded you’re in your movies and immediately she says, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">“Arre, mein toh mazaak kar rahi thi. Tum haath kya jo marzi lagao Jaaneman”.</i><br />
Thank you very much. I owe you one <s>penis.</s> <br />
You should have come to India before Diwali. Indians spend billions of rupees on getting their homes re-painted. Had you come a bit earlier, all the male members of the family would have painted the walls white. Free ki whitewash ho jati.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: grey; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-themecolor: background1; mso-themeshade: 128; text-transform: uppercase;"></span></b><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: grey; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-themecolor: background1; mso-themeshade: 128; text-transform: uppercase;"><blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="color: #cc0000;">Since the day you entered India, average Indian penis size increased from 4.0” to 6.3”</span></blockquote></span><blockquote class="tr_bq"></blockquote></b><br />
<blockquote class="tr_bq"></blockquote></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #999999; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Aapki shaan mein likhi kavitao ke majmooen se ek haqeer si kavita pesh kar raha hoon. Aapki nazar nawazi ka muntazir rahunga.</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /></span><strong> </strong> </span><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #ff3399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Sunny Leone</strong></span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>…</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun<br />
Aap meri jungali billi, mein aapka Don<br />
Aapki wajah se meine dekhni shuru ki Porn<br />
<strong> <span style="color: #ff3399;">Sunny Leone</span> …</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aapki movies ne uda rakhi hai meri raaton ki Neendia<br />
Aapki movies ko meine computer mein kar rakha hai Mr. India<br />
Aap mehenga piyaaz, baki pornstars toh Bhindi-a<br />
Saari Bollywood heroines aapke aage Chindi-a<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #ff3399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Sunny Leone</strong></span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> …</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun<br />
Meri GF banjar zameen, aap green Lawn<br />
Whole world is thankful since the day you were Born<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff3399;">Sunny Leone</span> …</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun</span></span></span></i><br />
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<strong> </strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Nasheeli aapki aakhein, Raseela aapka Badaan<br />
You owe my Tan, Maan, Dhaan aur L…<br />
Priya Rai aur <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Silk Smitha, dono aapke aage Zero<br />
In your next movie, I want to be the Lead Hero.<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #ff3399; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Sunny Leone</strong></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong> …</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun<br />
You look good with or without a Thong<br />
You’re Mother Teresa of Porn<br />
<strong><span style="color: #ff3399;">Sunny Leone</span> …</strong> Aapke jaisa hai Kaun</span></i></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 115%; text-transform: uppercase;"></span></b><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 115%; text-transform: uppercase;"><blockquote class="tr_bq">If ‘porn’ becomes a religion, you will be the goddess.</blockquote></span><blockquote class="tr_bq"></blockquote></b><br />
<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></span></blockquote></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="_GoBack"></a><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hina Rabbani doesn’t even deserve to be your mistress. Poonam Pandey looks like Gai ka Gobar in front of you. You’re Aamir Khan of Sex, Shahrukh of Blowjobs, Salman of fake orgasm, and Sunny Deol of Kamasutra poses. <br />
You’re Silk Smitha of world, Savita Bhabhi of Universe and Miss Pooja of seductive voices.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <strong>You’re</strong> the reason why my right wrist is rock solid.</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I turned MARD from a boy.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why the song, “Mere mehBOOB qayamat hogi” was made.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Parkash Singh Badal are still alive.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason Why this Kolaveri Di.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why the term ‘Apsara’ was coined.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Silk Smitha committed suicide.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I haven’t turned gay by now.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why the TV commercial “Kitna deti hai” was made.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I love pussy cats.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I sleep in my office and not at my place.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Christopher Columbus thought America to be India. He always knew there is some connection, deep connection.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I stopped missing Desibaba.com</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Indian public started purchasing colored screen phones and upgraded to a Broadband Internet connection.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Sharad Pawar didn’t cry after getting slapped from Harvinder Singh. He knew if he would cry, it will create a bad impression on you.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Harvinder Singh slapped Pawar because Singh knew Pawar is trying to create an impression on you.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why SRK is thinking to end his love relationship with Karan Johar and Arjun Rampal.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why I prefer my omelet Sunny side up.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>You’re </strong>the reason why Indians started using tissue rolls.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"></span></span></span></b><br />
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<span lang="EN-US"><strong><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"></span></strong></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: magenta;">Gauri</span></strong>: Hello, kaun bol raha hai?<br />
<strong>SRK</strong>: Rukh Rukh kar mein Shah Rukh bol raha hoon.<br />
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<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Acha, kya kaam hai?<br />
<strong>S</strong>: Kkkkkkkkkkuch nahi.. Waise he I Love You bolne ke liye phone kiya hai.<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><strong>G</strong></span>: Bol diya na! Chalo, ab phone rakho. Mein kapde change kar rahi hoon. *<span style="color: lime;">Giving 1st Hint</span><span style="color: black;">*</span> <br />
<strong>S</strong>: Mmmmmmmmm. Yummy.<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><strong>G</strong></span>: Hatt Naughty. Mera night suit nahi mil raha!! <span style="color: lime;"><span style="color: black;">*</span>Giving 2nd Hint</span><span style="color: black;">*</span><br />
<strong>S</strong>: What are you wearing?<br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><strong>G</strong></span>: Bas tum ladko ko ek cheez he chahiye. <span style="color: lime;"><span style="color: black;">*</span>Please please ask again, I won't do any more drame</span><span style="color: black;">*</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: We love each other na? Pyaar mein yeh sab jaruri hota hai. Batao na what you are wearing.<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Bra.One<br />
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<strong>S</strong>: Woooooooowwww! Uttaro na…<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Na.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: You trust me, no?<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Haan</span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="_GoBack"></a><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">.One</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: Remove baby, remove your Santaro ke cheelke..<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Na.One<br />
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<strong>S</strong>: Why? Is someone there?<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Ya, Pra.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: Tell your brother to Ja.One<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: K.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: Is he gone?<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Ya.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: I drank Complan and now my penis is Bigger, Taller and Stronger!<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Wah.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: Shall I insert it in you?<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Yes, Pa.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: You like it? AhAhAaaaahhhh.One<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: *Yawn* Hanji, tusi te pa tah <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Gaa.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: Ah Ah Ah.One<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: *Snooring* Wah Wah Wah.One</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>S</strong>: I’m about to come. I’m about to blast…….. t t<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>T<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>T<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Tha.One<br />
<strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: *Rolling Eyes* Duh.One<br />
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<strong>S</strong>: ZzzzzZzzzzzzzZZZzzz.One</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: magenta;">G</span></strong>: Iska toh ho gaya K.O. One</span></span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: magenta;"><strong>Gauri</strong></span>: Hello, Sallu.... Shahrukh toh ek baar mein he thak kar so gaya.... You come. Tu Aa.One<br />
<strong>Sallu</strong>: Kamaal karte ho Pandey Ji. Mein abhi aa kar bajata hu Pungi.One<br />
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</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com3Chandigarh, India30.7333148 76.779417930.6713688 76.7008279 30.795260799999998 76.8580079tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-63998055861746411142011-11-14T02:56:00.000-08:002011-11-14T03:40:49.235-08:00It's been FOUR years....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO0Hq9qvVb0u47dFDHAGMhzjno0QUBMYNEBY3SFtnuEREvqN39DFbTPvjTnHBQTGHKmZJm0WlwnKWDEolHN6eKYJyQvNm-B6zScKsEeYENBhpgXBNIR7yetXCMAiif3zXQRIsk7tFAVGmP/s1600/BS1+005.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO0Hq9qvVb0u47dFDHAGMhzjno0QUBMYNEBY3SFtnuEREvqN39DFbTPvjTnHBQTGHKmZJm0WlwnKWDEolHN6eKYJyQvNm-B6zScKsEeYENBhpgXBNIR7yetXCMAiif3zXQRIsk7tFAVGmP/s400/BS1+005.jpg" width="400" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1sIxqWRpP34QLjjI7vl0Fs1YgAFR1NE6x3P4Ug5VF2GB_9FSZzewv6RVI_XXWBZfeXG-YTfJ1TF6uzO-tF7XYPd28aJQOBkgRadXHgn_Cvwx0KDBxYd_n2pRmSvBc5nW5tGthyphenhyphenIZ-P7YQ/s1600/BS1+006.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1sIxqWRpP34QLjjI7vl0Fs1YgAFR1NE6x3P4Ug5VF2GB_9FSZzewv6RVI_XXWBZfeXG-YTfJ1TF6uzO-tF7XYPd28aJQOBkgRadXHgn_Cvwx0KDBxYd_n2pRmSvBc5nW5tGthyphenhyphenIZ-P7YQ/s200/BS1+006.jpg" width="160" /></a></div><div class="MsoSubtitle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>Char saal ho gaye papa nu swarg gaye<br />
Char saal ho gaye meri zindagi nu narak hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye rishtedaara nu aaj v farak nai penda<br />
Char saal ho gaye mera parivar ander var-var rounda</em></strong></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s been four years since I lit my father’s pyre<br />
It’s been four years God burned my family’s desire<br />
It’s been four years his photograph still smiles<br />
It’s been four years his soul went into exile</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>Char saal ho gaye mere yaar nu vichre hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye mere sansaar nu bikhre hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye mere parivaar nu fikari hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye mere pyaar de tukde hoye</em></strong></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s been four years I hate father’s day<br />
It’s been four years I’ve seen no hope embedded ray<br />
It’s been four years I’ve lost my faith in pray<br />
It’s been four years this world has become a stray</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>Char saal ho gaye aaj v rouna ha roz<br />
Char saal ho gaye aaj v ho jana ha behosh<br />
Char saal ho gaye aaj v rabb layi haiga hai aakrosh<br />
Char saal ho gaye aaj v papa di kar reha ha khoj</em></strong></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s been four years and now <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve dried up my tears<br />
It’s been four years and <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve developed more fears<br />
It’s been four years I’ve become over protective for my near and dears<br />
It’s been four years my life hasn’t shifted any gears</span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>Char saal ho gaye mummy nu cheeti chunni leinde<br />
Char saal ho gaye papa de aad-vichkar bane hoye sweater reinde<br />
Char saal ho gaye papa de naam aage Late likhde<br />
Char saal ho gaye rabb nu aaj v mere dukh nahi dikhde</em></strong></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It’s been four years I’m crying a silent cry<br />
It’s been four years I’m giving life a second try<br />
It’s been four years my blood is running cold<br />
It’s been four years his memories aren’t turning old</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><em>Char saal ho gaye 26<sup><span style="font-size: x-small;">th </span></sup>August nu rounde hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye raati na sounde hoye<br />
Char saal ho gaye sochde ki kaash aaj papa hunde saade naal<br />
Char saal ho gaye………….. CHAR SAAL</em></strong></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size: small;">It's been four years I still regret every moment I shouted at him<br />
It's been four years I still hate myself for the anger I routed at him<br />
It's been four years I've been carrying the responsibility I once mounted on him<br />
It's been four years since I last counted on him.</span></span></span> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><strong>Papa</strong>, you were a star that broke and exhibited light<br />
<strong>Papa</strong>, you were a calm sea that allowed everyone to swim in your heart<br />
<strong>Papa</strong>, you were the saint that God has stopped producing any more<br />
<strong>Papa</strong>, you were the knowledge that everyone wanted to quest<br />
<strong>Papa</strong>, you were as humble and peaceful as the colour white</em></span><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
<em> <strong>Papa</strong>, you were the Everest that everyone wanted to conquer, but only few lucky ones like me had the privilege to do it.<br />
<strong>Papa</strong>, you were the reason why the phrase</em> 'Friend, Philospher and Guide'<em> was coined.</em></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Papa........ I miss you Yaar :'(</span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;"> </span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: large;">Love you Daddy <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>:)</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Love <3<br />
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<strong>Mummy</strong>, <strong>Didi</strong>, <strong>Pizzo</strong> te tuhada puttar, <strong>Prince</strong></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #990000; font-family: "Trebuchet MS", sans-serif; font-size: large;">I wish I had told my dad that I Love him one more time before he passed away.</span></span><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 11.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">An Indian tradition with a fling of male dominance.<br />
Marriages are made in heaven but hearts beat on earth, <br />
Indian girls are taught to respect all, right from their birth.</span></span><br />
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Karwa Chauth, for my family, holds no more significance<br />
as I lost my dad and we all feel his absence.<br />
This is an occasion to which my family has said goodbye<br />
I still hope someone stands up and say: "Your Dad's departure is a Lie".<br />
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I know..... Today my mother will cry <br />
She will smile and lie when I'll ask her WHY<br />
Mom, why are you crying? Don't be sad, don't even try, <br />
<em>Oh! Beta,</em> I am not crying.... There is something in my Eye.<br />
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I know there is something in her eye which keeps on coming back <br />
but I don't have the courage to tell her that it's Dad.<br />
She clean my dad's photo frame with her dupatta<br />
Then she innocently says, <em>"Photo oute pe gaya se kaata"</em><br />
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I smile back as I know the truth, I know the base, <br />
She simply needs an excuse to touch her husband's face<br />
She cries there ..... I cry here<br />
but papa is still found nowhere.<br />
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She no longer applies henna, nor she waits for moon, <br />
We both often wonder, why he left us so soon.<br />
She cry all by herself which makes me extremely sad<br />
Karwa chauth << why do you bring tears in my mom's eye?... You are very bad<br />
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<strong><em>"Veero Kudiye Karwara, Sarv Suhagan Karwara</em></strong> <br />
<strong><em>A Katti Na Ateri Naa, Kumbh Chrakhra Feri Naa ......."</em></strong><br />
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These lines are fresh, they still echo in my ear <br />
My Mom use to sing them for her husband dear.<br />
Every married women perform puja for her soul-mate,<br />
My mom sits in the corner and bravely face the fate.<br />
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I think my mom still keeps fast for the soul of my father <br />
Her immense love send shivers down my spine, I sometimes bother<br />
These occasions, festivals often put us to test<br />
Rest, we can't fight with god, as he knows the Best.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">- J.Walia</span></strong><br />
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</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-49900744829246299892011-08-22T18:49:00.000-07:002011-08-22T20:56:49.367-07:00I'll be DEAD soon<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="color: #999999;"><span style="color: black;"> </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #999999;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%;"><strong><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #999999;">I'll be dead soon, may be by next monsoon<br />
I'll be dead soon, due to hurricane or tycoon<br />
I'll be dead soon....</span></span></strong></span></span><br />
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Everyone got to die one day<br />
I don't know when it’s going to be ‘My Day’<br />
I can fold my hands, I can just pray<br />
Whenever I die, I hope it’s in a peaceful way<br />
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Life is something which you can attract<br />
But death is inevitable, it’s the real contract<br />
Everyone got to die, today or tomorrow<br />
Life is something which no one can borrow<br />
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<em><span style="color: #666666;">Over the years I’ve died so many times</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I cannot express it in words, I can’t make it rhyme</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I’ve received less of good, and more of bad times</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I’ve got punished without even committing the crime</span></em><br />
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<strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #999999;">I'll be dead soon, and reach the moon<br />
I'll be dead soon, and burst like a balloon<br />
I'll be dead soon....</span></span></strong><br />
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The first time I died was when my Father went away<br />
His dead body didn't hear me, I had so much to say<br />
I couldn’t believe what happened, I shouted <em>"NO WAY"</em><br />
But by that time he had already reached God's bay<br />
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I controlled my emotions because I had to control my mother and sister<br />
<em>"God needed him more",</em> in my mother's ear, I sobbingly whispered.<br />
While remembering my dad, I kissed my mom and hugged my sister<br />
and, with trembling hands, I signed my father’s death register.<br />
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<em><span style="color: #666666;">People say that he will never come back</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">Some even say he has taken a ‘Forever Nap’</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I think it’s high time I should die and go to him</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">Father-son combination is a sure shot Win-Win</span></em><br />
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<strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 13pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #999999;">I'll be dead soon, I'm about to swoon<br />
I'll be dead soon, maybe today by noon<br />
I'll be dead soon....</span></span></strong><br />
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Second time I died was when my girl left me<br />
In her spare love garage, she fecklessly kept me.<br />
By portraying her heartlessness, off my feet, she swept me<br />
She ordered me not to stop her, and then --> she left me.<br />
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She left me for another guy when I needed her shoulder<br />
She left me right after my father's death, she thought she was bolder.<br />
Hearing about her betrayal my mother cried aloud and her eyes went blur<br />
She was the reason for my mother's tears, I want to scold her.<br />
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<em><span style="color: #666666;">Whatever she did to me was not right in the court of humanity</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">Due to her betrayal, till today, I’m unable to regain my sanity.</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I hope she lives happy and never again plays with anyone’s heart</span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #666666;">I know God writes our destiny, but to fight for it is our own part.</span></em><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6;">"Death is inevitable, just like darkness and sunshine</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">Life doesn’t belong to anyone; neither it’s yours, nor mine.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">Everyone will die and, hopefully, meet the so called God</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">I just hope God is for real; it doesn’t turn out to be a myth or a fraud. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #3d85c6;">I hope I live my life at least once before I die.</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">I hope to find the answers instead of asking why</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">I hope I get contended in whatever I have</span><br />
<span style="color: #3d85c6;">I hope I help others before taking a death nap."</span><br />
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Time has come when I shall die and create space for someone else<br />
Time has come when I should ring my death bell<br />
Time has come when I should jump in heaven's well<br />
Time has come when I should get locked in hell's cell<br />
My death is near, I can smell<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">My Time has come ...............<span style="color: #999999;">YES, I CAN TELL</span></span></strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">- J.Walia</span></strong></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-56385341117802567382011-07-31T07:18:00.001-07:002011-07-31T09:54:39.630-07:00An Open Letter to Hina Rabbani<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><link href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CNK%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel="File-List"></link><style>
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Mere Jigar ke Tukde HINA,</div></div><div class="MsoNormal">Aap ki shaan mein ek sher arz kar raha hoom, gaur farmaiye jara:<br />
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<div style="color: #666666;">Tumhare mukh par lagi laali, tum HOLI lagti ho</div><div style="color: #666666;">Sar par li tumne chunni, tum bahut BHOLI lagti ho</div><div style="color: #666666;">Tum itni gori, itne cute, bilkul ROLLI-POLLI lagti ho</div><div style="color: #666666;">Neele suit mein maa kasaam, tum <b><span style="color: #0b5394;">Viagra </span></b>ki GOLI lagti ho </div><div style="color: #666666;"> ……. Tum Viagra ki GOLI lagti ho!!</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
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By the time you finish reading this letter; more than 754316786 Indians would’ve already masturbated thinking about you, every Indian Internet user would have googled <span style="color: #666666;">“Hina Rabbani Nude picx”</span>, thousands of Indians must have displayed your picture as their computer’s wallpaper, and in all probability, many would have even licked their computer screens. YUMMY!!!!</div><div class="MsoNormal">Indians have welcomed you in a way that even Hanuman ji has never welcomed Virgin Atal Bihari Vajpayee. <b>You’re to India what Miss Pooja is to Punjab. </b><br />
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You’re the third best thing that came out of Pakistan after Punjabi Stage shows and Coke Studio.</div><div class="MsoNormal">Earlier whole India was starstruck by the beauty of Fatima Bhutto, but she is not even close to your Bra ki Mael (Dirt).</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>You’re Madhuri Dixit of Pakistan, Shakira of Bootywood, Pamela Anderson of Bobbiestan, Kim Kardashian of Assland, African penis of Orgasmwood and Salman Khan of fake English accent.</b><br />
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<div style="color: #999999;"><b>You’re to India what a Virgin girl is to Thailand.</b> <span style="color: black;">Simply PRICELESS.</span></div></div><div class="MsoNormal">India has already gifted Sania Mirza to Pakistan, it’s high time we get something worthwhile in return. You come to India permanently and in return, we will give Kashmir to Pakistan. In addition to that, we will also gift Nepal and all its Chawkidars and Momo makers to Pakistan.</div><div class="MsoNormal">You’re the reason that no one is buying Shilajit and Japani tel in India, anymore. Practically, why would anyone need it if they can rise their building naturally?</div><div class="MsoNormal">You’re a Muslim, I’m a Sikh, and we both have so much in common. Apart from being the strongest, gutsiest in the world, we both are also the most hairiest, all thanks to the No-Shaving clause. It’s no hidden secret that the pleasure a Sikh can give to a woman, no one else can. If you don’t believe me then ask Manmohan Singh’s wife <s>Sonia Gandhi</s> Gursharan Kaur. Oh wait, ahhh….. Forget Gursharan, ask Hema Malini. Yehhhhh!!!! So you can jump on my weiner and feel like home. I can be your Baharwala.</div><blockquote style="color: #cc0000;"><div class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size: large;">"You’re the only reason why the term </span></i><b><span style="font-size: large;">MILF </span></b><i><span style="font-size: large;">was invented."</span></i></div></blockquote><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
As they say, at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. After seeing your mesmerizing beauty, my <s>penis</s> heart has written a poem exhibiting my true love for you.</div><div class="MsoNormal"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;"><br />
I'll be your Kucchi Poo<br />
First let me touch you.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Let me do the bed Disco<br />
Else India se Khisko</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Banuga tera mein Tipu Sultan<br />
Just give me my Santaan</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Meri behn banegi humare bacho ki bua<br />
Let's do oooooaaaaa OOOOO AAAAA</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Banuga tere bacho ka mein daddy<br />
Let's play bed Kabaddi</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">We will give you Kashmir<br />
First let me draw your Nude tasveer</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Aaja parh le pyaar ka ABCD<br />
Mat kar mera tu KLPD</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="color: #674ea7;">Vaigra kha kar baith hu, mat kar meri waste tu goli<br />
Intention toh tu mere samajh he gayi hogi, itni bhi nahi hai tu bholi !!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
Finally, it can be proved that Pakistan is exporting BOMB in India.<br />
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After seeing Fatima Bhutto and you, saala dushmano ko pyaar karne ka dil karta hai.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
Thank you for <s>Cumming</s> coming to India, and for your tremendous beauty, I give you a Standing Dickvation<a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.do" name="_GoBack"></a>.<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>I <span style="color: red;">love </span>you Jaan !!</b></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><span style="color: #990000;">CORRUPTION</span></strong> – One of the most hated word in the English language. It is a word which is heavier than the combined weight of Yokozuna and Big Show. A word, which is more popular than Justin Bieber. A word, which is sleazier than Pakistani mujra. A word, which is as corrupt as female’s heart. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />
Apparently, it is a word which unites India for few seconds, mainly on facebook.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Corruption has got over India’s nerves just like Emraan Hashmi gets over his heroines. Needless to say both of them like to fuck too.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">The anti-corruption movement is gaining pace. Everyone is doing their bit to save India from the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Jaal</i> of corruption. Baba Ramdev wore a Salwaar Kameez, Chetan Bhagat wrote ‘Mera Neta Chor hai’ on his arm, and millions of young, educated Indians are updating about it on Facebook and Twitter. So much effort is going in the movement but, like Ballika Vadhu, <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">yeh corruption khatam hone ka naam he nahi leti</i></b>.</span></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">A Saas-Bahu serial without tears and Anil Kapoor without chest hair is still possible, but corruption free India is simply impossible.<br />
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As the world’s most pathetic and unrealistic saying goes, “Nothing is Impossible. The word ‘Impossible’ itself says I M Possible”, so I’ve come up with my own <strong><span style="color: #990000;">10+1 ways to save India from the web of corruption</span></strong>.<br />
If the below mentioned points doesn’t work, then even Dhoongi Baba’s cannot save us.</span></span><br />
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</div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">1.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Legalize Bribery</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> - Every government official takes bribe and every normal Indian gives bribe, yet we all deny about it. We all deny giving or taking bribe just like girls deny their non-virginity even after getting married twice and delivering five babies.<br />
There should be a ‘Bribe-List’ displayed in all government offices which should portray the amount of illegal money one needs to pay to get the legal work done. This will bring transparency in the system. In fact, banks should provide instant loans so that rich, poor and even dogs can pay the bribe.<br />
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<strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">One bribe for all. ‘Fixed price. Fixed bribe’</span></strong></span></span></div><br />
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Corrupt male officials won’t keep that bill in their pants pocket because that way Dolly ji will be near their crotch, which should be a strict NO-NO on humanitarian grounds. Woman officials won’t prefer keeping the bribe money in their respective blouse because Dolly ji likes drinking milk. So, if they don’t have any place to keep the bribe money, why would they take it?</span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">3.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Change the meaning of the word ‘Corruption’ in every dictionary </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">- Corruption should be redefined as something which is most Nobel thing to do in one’s life. A platform through which one can attain Moksha and meet the GOD. The only true life saviour in this Kalyug.<br />
Once the definition is changed, everyone’s perception will get changed, everyone will pay guilt-free bribe, and India will become what Mahatma ‘Gay’ Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi aka father of hottie Priyanka Gandhi once dreamt about.</span></span></div><br />
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<span style="background-color: #3d85c6; color: white;">Sabziwala bhaiya's should be prohibited from giving them free dhania with every Kilo of Aloo purchased.</span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> <strong><span style="color: #0b5394;">No Hands available = No Bribe taken</span></strong></span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">7.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;">Patriotic films</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"> – To start with, make it a mandate for every Indian to watch Manoj Kumar’s Desh Bhakti movies. Sunny Deol’s Gadar should be for the advanced level viewing. Basically, any movie where Pakistan is getting thrashed is a patriotic film for us. The porn movie wherein an Indian is fucking a Pakistani girl also qualifies. </span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">8.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;">Naked Poonam Pandey</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"> – Ms. Poo should make a public announcement that if India gets back its black money from the Swiss Bank, she will strip naked. I’m sure just to see her assets; all the politicians will voluntarily declare their foreign assets. </span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">9.</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;">Ban Saas-Bahu serials</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"> - These Saas-Bahu serials are the reason why India is in dire consequences over the past few years. By watching these serials, women become lazy, they start cribbing and whining. They shout at their husbands, do not give them food on time because they're busy watching Tulsi giving Mihir a blowjob in the serial. Next day the poor husband goes to the office frustrated . He doesn’t feel like doing any work. He becomes irritated. He shouts at everyone and refuse to sign the documents. Then another poor husband, who also goes through the same routine at his own place, feels sympathetic and offers him some money. Since money is the biggest neutralizer, so the poor soul accepts the bribe and signs the documents. <br />
Thanks to Ekta Kapoor, this is how an honest Indian becomes a corrupt official.</span></span></div><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri; font-size: large;"><u>GF SCAM</u></span></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> - Calculate the amount of money your GF forces you to spend on her in form of dinners, gifts, movies, shopping etc. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now calculate the amount of Income Tax that you pay which ultimately goes to someone’s Swiss account. Compare the both. You’ll be surprised to find out that the amount of money the Indian government takes is nothing as compared to the physical abuse your hard-earned money faces due to your GF.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #999999; font-size: large;">If you can afford your GF, then you can definitely afford few politicians.</span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Everyone in this world pays bribe. A guy gives expensive gifts to his GF so that she doesn’t do all the unwanted drama and agrees for sex easily, which she herself wants to do in the first place but instead she portrays herself as a Sati-Savitri.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A devotee inserts a 100 rupee note in the <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Daan peti</i> of a Mandir/Gurudwara so that God listens to his demands on priority basis.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Parents bribe their children with promises that they’ll get them a new bike if they score well in exams.<br />
So, bribing is not limited to money. It is all over the world in all shapes and forms just like Boobs.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Talking of boobs, I think boobs are the most creative, versatile, trustworthy, compatible thing ever gifted by God to the mankind. <br />
In order to survive in this corrupt world, you should always remember the Boob’s Law of corruption.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #990000; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;">Boob’s Law of Corruption</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"> - Corruption is like Boobs. You can increase it, you can even decrease it, but you cannot eliminate it completely.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: black; font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><span style="color: #073763;">Today, Sonia and Rahul Gandhi must be thinking, “Agar Mahatma Gandhi ji us time Bhagat Singh ko bacha lete, toh aaj India ki yeh haalat na hoti.”</span></strong> Alas!</span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="color: black; font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Congress is the ASS and BJP is the HOLE in it, and together they make India look like an Asshole.</strong></span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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<span class="apple-style-span"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10.5pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Calibri;"><em><strong><blockquote>"Amir bhukha rehta hai toh ouska kaam ho jata hai...<br />
Garib bhukha rehta hai kyunki uske pass koi kaam nahi hota."</blockquote></strong></em></span></span></span><br />
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</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-81741883124496987792011-06-21T21:17:00.000-07:002011-06-21T22:38:17.831-07:00From Heaven with Love<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #990000;">Bismillah-ir-Rahman-ir-Raheem, Assalaam-o-Alaikum Wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Allah is great and I’m late. <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">Late</b> Osama Bin Laden.</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
<span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Finally, I’m DEAD. As dead as Fardeen Khan’s career. America took nearly 10 years to kill me. What a pity! ACP Pradyuman and his CID team would have done the job in merely an hour.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">Frankly, I don’t know how Al-Qaeda grew so big. It was supposed to be just a bunch of dudes, growing beard, fucking camels, misinterpreting the Quran, and killing innocent people for fun while shouting Jihad-Jihad. I started killing people just to make them realize how it feels when they slaughter innocent goats. You see, I’m an animal lover. That’s why I love myself. <br />
<strong>Killing people is like playing Angry Birds. You start with killing one, and you end up when there is left none.</strong> It’s kinda addictive.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">I remember how I died. I was having a threesome with my maid and a baby camel when my 4</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"><sup>th</sup> wife came down shouting that the guys from the land of Pamela Anderson have come to kill me. I immediately wore Hijab to hide my identity and continued screwing the maid whom I got imported from India on recommendation of Shiney Ahuja. So these white niggers aka US Navy Seals crashed in my room and started firing. In no time I was dead. I think they spotted me because of my beard which was dangling out from the Hijab. <br />
Hmmmm… What can I say!!! Shit Happens!</span></span></span></span><br />
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I was happy that finally I’ll get my share of 72 virgins. I always wanted them because whenever I asked my wife for sex, she gave me tons of excuses. Sometimes she had a headache, sometimes she were on her periods, once she even told me that her vagina is sleeping and it will wake up after 2 hours. She even made me hear her vagina snore.<br />
I used to tell her that one day I’ll die and fuck 72 virgins. On hearing this she used to get possessive and then she used to allow me to finger fuck Sheila. BTW, Sheila is the name of my camel.</span></span></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"></span></span></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"></span></span></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"></span></span></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"><blockquote><span style="color: #666666; font-size: large;">"72 <span style="color: red;">virgins</span> were the reason that kept me going for so long"</span></blockquote>So after dying, I took a rickshaw to heaven. On reaching heaven I saw Saddam Hussein </span></span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">standing outside heaven’s door to welcome me. I immediately kissed him on the lips. As I entered heaven’s door, I saw Michael Jackson chasing Narad muni’s son while doing the moonwalk. I even saw Mahatma Gandhi in the arms of a naked body-builder. <br />
I went ahead and saw a door which said <em><strong>‘Virgins Villa’</strong></em>. Immediately my penis gave me a nod and I went inside.</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">As I entered the door I was greeted by Silk Smitha. She gave me some Shilajit tablets and Japani tel to apply. Suddenly lights went dim, soft music started playing and I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a good night. But all my dreams got shattered and my penis went into hiding when those 72 virgins came and introduced themselves one after another. </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">My version of virgins</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 1:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Mama goreya naal paange nai layede. Oh bund par dende ne!</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="descender" style="margin: 1em 0cm;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 2:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Guys just need one damn thing. Don’t ya?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 3:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Are you a Sikh?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 4:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Thank you for calling Technical support. My name is ……</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 5:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> You’ll leave me after sex na?</span></span></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 6:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Hum yeh sab kuch shaadi ke baad karenge. Okay Sonu?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 7:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Are you on Facebook?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 8:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Mera naa Amarjot Kaur hai. Mein Chamkila di Randi si. Ohne meinu aate wangu gun ta si.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 9:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m Rumenea from planet Pluto. I’m the little sister of Sabu. My vagina is on my neck.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 10:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> You smell like fish!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 11:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <em><span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Mere Karan Arjun aayenge</span></em><span class="apple-style-span">. Dharti ka seena cheer kar aayenge.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 12:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> You’ve a dick but you behaved like a pussy. So if I have sex with you, will I be straight or lesbian?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 13:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Mein sucking nahi karungi.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 14:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Agar kagaz par mohor nahi lagegi toh kya Tara Pakistan nahi jayega Osama paaji!!!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 15:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Ehna Wada? <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sardaara da te hunda he waada hai… Oh wait! You’re not a Sikh, are you?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 16:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> 1 2 3 GO…. Let’s try again. Ready Steady GO…. This ain’t going to stand erect tonight. Right?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 17:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Oh baba!! Rabb da naa le. Eh kehre kaama ch peya hoya?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 18:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Using a carrot doesn’t make me less of a virgin, right?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>or a bottle, a candle, fingers, a mobile phone……………… baseball bat……… TATA NANO!!!</span></span></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 19:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">So, do you remove your turban or keep it on while having sex?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 20:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">I’ve AIDS, Let’s fuck!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 21:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 22:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I can put a condom on your penis with my mouth. Amazing, Huh??</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 23:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Sucking ke extra lagenge</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 24:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Am I looking fat?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 25:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Haha.. Virgin No. 24 is really fat. Isn’t she?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 26:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">No kissing on lips.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 27:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Yuck!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 28:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Abba jaan, aap?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 29:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m saving myself for Jesus.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 30:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Are you O.K. with the dog on the bed?</span></span></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 31:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Mein pose nahi banaugi</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 32:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> LMAO! You got only one testicle.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 33:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I bet you can’t get an erection. C’mon, impress me. Show me your Qutub Minar. <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Show</span> me naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 34:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Yes, I color my pubic hair pink. Don’t judge me you camel-wiener-sucker!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 35:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Wow! Same to same. Even I have a penis. Let’s have a sword fight.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 36:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> You like my breasts? I got three of them. One is on my back. See!!!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 37:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m just Virgin No. 37 to you, right?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 38:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> You know what? I really cried when Mihir died and left Tulsi alone.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 39:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I can fart and sneeze at the same time. Let me show you… </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 40:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>. . . so I meet Rob, and he goes, “So where have you been?” and I go, “I’ve been busy lately,” so he goes, “So what do you do” and I was like . . …………. And his dick is bigger than ……… He showed me Justin Bieber’s butt pic…… FUCK ME ROB, FUCK ME HARD…….. I hate Him, I simply hate Rob…. All guys are same……………<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>*snoring* Osama, you there?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 41:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Sure, I like you, but as a friend.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 42:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Is that a camel’s teeth marks on your penis?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 43:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held against you in the court of law.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 44:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Tum bhi salwar daalte ho?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Khi khi khi</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 45:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> As the Joker said, “<span class="apple-style-span">If u r good at something, never do it for free.”</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 46:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Here, I’ll just pull down your zipper. Oh, sorry!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 47:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Haye, untareya ne aakh te goli maar chade. Kaana kar ta. Hun tu Maharaja Ranjit Singh lagda ae. Hayee!</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 48:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m Gandhi. Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Now that the whole world knows I was a Gay, let’s do a sexual dandi march. Hand me your danda, and then you can finger fuck me.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 49:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Say you love me. Say na!!<o:p></o:p></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 50:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">This isn’t a video game, son.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 51:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> That was terrible. I should have listened to other virgins.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 52:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Let me call Saddam. We will have threesome.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 53:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 54:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Fasten your turban. It's going to be a bumpy night.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<h3 style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="color: black;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 55:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: normal; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-weight: normal; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">You look like my son.</span></span></span></span></h3><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 56:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Aslam walekum. Benazir Bhutto ka Salaam kabul kijea. Actually heaven is running short of virgins, so they called me. I got my hymen rebuilt. Now my vagina is as fresh as dew.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 57:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m a virgin because I’m so ugly.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 58:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Why so serious?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 59:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Lol! Even <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I</span> know that’s tiny.</span></span></span><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 60:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Well, <span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">I’m</span> a virgin, but my hand isn’t.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 61:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Haha.. You wear Diapers. Lol… Oh wait! Is that a sanitary pad?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 62:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Simon Go Back.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 63:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKiran.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 64:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m a Ladyboy from Thailand. Let me <strong>bang</strong> your <strong>kok</strong>.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 65:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span">Why is every guy’s testicle bag wrinkled?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: black;"> </span></span></div><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 66:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span class="apple-style-span"><span style="mso-bidi-font-style: italic;">Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamaare dil mein hai.. Dekhna hai zor kitna Penis-e-Osama mein hai</span></span>.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 67:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I think I found it. Is that it? Oh. Is this it? Oh, this must be it. No?</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 68:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Tumhare gupt aango mein Daad, Khaj, Khujli toh nahi hoti?</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 69:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Hurry! My parents will be back soon.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 70:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Yanna Rascala. Mind it!</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 71:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> Hayeee!!! Paapi pet ke liye kya kya karna padta hai</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Virgin No. 72:</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> I’m Mother Teresa.</span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Heaven doesn't have camels. Can you believe that? <br />
But they surely have dogs *wink*</td></tr>
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<a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="_GoBack"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><strong>Virgins?? My foot</strong></span></a><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>. Their pussies were wider than the India Gate. Some were as flat-chested as a cricket pitch. Even Asif Ali Zardari has bigger man boobs than some of those behenji’s. <br />
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<span style="color: #741b47;">After meeting the so called virgins, I felt as if I wasted my life. Sigh!</span></strong></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong>Heaven is just a misspelled <span style="color: red;">HELL</span>!!</strong></span></div><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: black;">In the end, I would like to say sorry to my Sikh brothers. Due to me they got their asses kicked on several occasions in America. I know I look a bit like Sikhs, but we are different. I respect them a lot. I even bought my white turban from ‘Singh Turban House’ in Lahore.</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: black;">Got to go now. A new martyr has come, and these heaven guys have asked me to be the "Virgin" for him.</span> <br />
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<span style="color: #666666;"><strong>Osama</strong></span> ................... and I was NOT a SIKH.<o:p></o:p></span></span></span><br />
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Kaam ho gaya eda pura kharab ji<br />
</span><strong><span style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Eh hai MODERN KURI 5jAb di</span></strong><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Jimmy Choo de shoe chakde ehda paarh ji</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">Louis Vuitton da bag banda haath da haar ji</span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="color: #a64d79;">Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di</span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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Undergarments nu accent ch lingerie hai kendi<br />
Paranda dita sut, hun tan salon ch ja ke bendi<br />
Kapde v chooti pehn de naap de hai paundi<br />
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</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #c27ba0;">Sirr utte nai rahi hun chunni laaj di</span></span></span><br />
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Bari khush hundi aa jado koi keh dave ehna nu totte<br />
Catwalk hai kardi, haan di kuriyan toh hai sadh di<br />
Pind chad ke hun Chandigarh aake parhdi<br />
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</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #c27ba0;">Pawe skirt mini, bhul gayi paune suit salwaar ji</span></span></span><br />
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Sirr toh pair tak puri angrezi ch gayi hai manji<br />
Convent school ch parhe, Punjab board lagda fansi<br />
‘Excuse me’ kawe everytime jado aundi ehnu khansi<br />
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</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #c27ba0;">Gurbani gayi hai bhul, Lady Gaga de gaane hai jaap di</span><br />
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Nit nave munde ghumandi, aisi hai eh naar ji<br />
Haa karn toh pehla puche, Kehri tuhade kol car ji<br />
Every Saturday kawe mein tah jana Disco bar ji<br />
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Naal chipak ke bave, mundeya da ehnu bara craze ji<br />
Kehndi Premarital sex is the new rage ji<br />
Break-ups are common, everyone goes through that phase ji<br />
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</span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #c27ba0;">Virginity is a taboo, psychology hai kehndi sab de aap di</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Eh hai Modern kuri Punjab di<br />
Desi adea toh ban gayi purri bottle sharaab di</span><br />
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<span style="color: black; font-size: large;"><strong>Ki kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong></span><br />
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Bus milde ne hun wich Bar-a de<br />
Sharaaba pe-pe thokade Car-a ne<br />
Kayi tah kehnde sutta v Marange<br />
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<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Nasheya ne patt te Lakha Hazaara ne</span></strong></em><br />
<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Amli ho gaye ne putt Sardara de</span></strong></em><br />
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<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong><br />
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Photo khichwaunde ne naal Hathyara de<br />
Launde Facebook te soch ke ki fukri Marange<br />
Kehnde AK-47 ne sab Yaaran de<br />
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<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Taur naal akhde Ek-Ada banda v Marange</span></strong></em><br />
<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Eh aaj kal de ne putt Sardara de</span></strong></em><br />
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<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong><br />
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Nasheya toh bagair hun ehna da kaam nahi chalda<br />
Chandigarh ne pateya, pind hal nahi chalda<br />
Sone di dharti Punjab, eh zamana si ga kal da<br />
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<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Kehnde Kaneda jana, pind ne Unparh-Gavara de</span></strong></em><br />
<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Valeti ho gaye ne putt Sardara de</span></strong></em><br />
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<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong><br />
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Khande latakde ne bus wich Car-a de<br />
Haathi kaara fashion ne Yaara de<br />
Gurudware jande nahi maare Ahankara de<br />
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<em><span style="color: #999999;"><strong>Wal kataunde ne lag peeche Naara de</strong></span></em><br />
<em><span style="color: #999999;"><strong>Bhaiye lagde ne hun putt Sardara de</strong></span></em><br />
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<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong><br />
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Bank de loan chak zindagi jeende Udhara te<br />
Mare-muke ne Badal te Amrinder de Attyachaara de<br />
Jittana bhul gaye, aadi ho gaye ne bus Haaran de<br />
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<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Bus mit ne paake Talwara de</span></strong></em><br />
<em><strong><span style="color: #999999;">Dushman ban gaye ne Jigri Yaara de</span></strong></em><br />
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<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">MODERN</span> putt Sardara de</strong><br />
<strong>Ki Kehne ne <span style="color: #990000;">Guru Gobind</span> de Sardara de</strong><br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">-J.Walia</span></strong></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-16445989100500424512011-05-16T04:43:00.000-07:002011-06-21T22:44:44.486-07:00My Questions ....... My Answers........<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong><span style="color: red; font-size: large;">My Love</span></strong> ..... Do you remember when we used to walk down the lane?<br />
We were so much in love that we started looking same to same.<br />
Okay..... You were pretty and I was no good<br />
But to make you happy I did what all I could.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> I admit .. sometimes I was wrong and sometimes right<br />
Isn't that the essential ingredient of a human life?<br />
Knowing my circumstances, you should have waited for me,<br />
Isn't that the basic requirement to be someone's wife?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Did I asked for more? Ofcourse I did....<br />
I asked for your true love and you killed me in my own crib.<br />
R.I.P. < now that's the prefix of my name,<br />
My love, you got some sheets to change.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> I know you have your excuses, you have your own explanations,<br />
I also know that you have your own theory of Final Destination.<br />
Sun is always brighter when looked in the eye,<br />
I know you won't be able to face me when I'll ask you <strong>WHY</strong>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Some of my friends say >> <span style="color: #666666;"><em>You were not happy with me.</em></span> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Some losers say >> <em><span style="color: #666666;">You were not in my destiny.</span></em> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">How can they say so and be the judge of my love?<br />
How can I trust them when they've cheated on their own dove?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <strong><em>Hypocrites</em></strong> ...Stop analyzing my love b'coz I know what's the Best<br />
I just need my love's heart and I don't give a shit to the rest.<br />
Go go ..... lead your own life, fcuk your own damn wife<br />
Don't worry about me b'coz without a string, I will fly my own Kite.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Please don't forgive me for the wrong things I did<br />
and always curse me for the things I never did.<br />
I am SORRY for all the things that went wrong,<br />
I am dishearten for not being able to sing your fav. 'Titanic' song.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> <span style="color: #666666;"><strong>'Every night in my dreams I see you I feel YOU'</strong></span> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">You are alive in my heart but I need the REAL YOU.<br />
Come, step back.... I am still crawling where you left me alone,<br />
Come, sing along b'coz I am humming our Love song all by my own.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> Thank you for understanding me, thank you for giving me the time,<br />
Thank you for all your love, thank you for being mine.<br />
Now your heart beats for someone else ... Yes, I understand that.<br />
I promise you to get you in my next life, I hope you will stand back.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> I always pray that you get the love that I was unable to give,<br />
God showers his blessing and you get a healthy life to live.<br />
Above were my questions to you, my answers and my ownself put to Test,<br />
I still stick to my words <span style="color: #990000;"><strong>"You are the best".</strong></span> Yes, you are still the BEST.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">- J.Walia</span></strong></span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-40229494460394746362011-04-30T22:44:00.000-07:002011-05-01T06:27:36.569-07:00An Open Letter to my Future Wife<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqGUMhJJ_ukzoFHI_tagj9bxG_hr-J1U01522jXi-r7S6cro9tMRVHVYlZGW95_lFJ4gpBoaCjSdmfEOmnl6kb4rYVo-o7kanipHWCDIHtKoVrBfVpXhZf-B_5IVFgs6thaK-aRJSJDoaZ/s1600/dd.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqGUMhJJ_ukzoFHI_tagj9bxG_hr-J1U01522jXi-r7S6cro9tMRVHVYlZGW95_lFJ4gpBoaCjSdmfEOmnl6kb4rYVo-o7kanipHWCDIHtKoVrBfVpXhZf-B_5IVFgs6thaK-aRJSJDoaZ/s320/dd.png" width="233" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><strong>Sohneyo, Maan-mohneyo, Makhan de duneo</strong></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">First of all, if your boy-friend is touching you here and there and god knows where-where, tell that Shilajit consumer to STOP, you fucking whore.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">You girls first ask us to measure the depth of your holes, and then you all say, <strong><em>“Sab ladke ek jaise hote hai”.</em></strong> WTF!! How Diplomatic!! Kya koi jabardasti karta hai? And how in this non-virgin world do you know about so called ‘Sab ladke’?</span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">How many guys have you been with? </span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Yaar, mujhe ek baat aaj tak samajh nahi aayi, why do girls always say that guys need only one thing? Kya hai woh cheez, aaj bata he do.... Girls, you took our name, you took our clothes, you took our style, our hairstyle, our drinking habbits etc. and all we ever took was a hole, aur tum bura maan gayi... <strong>Kya yaar!</strong></span></span><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: Times;">"</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>The one thing that every guy wants is TRUE LOVE."</strong> Do you girls have that to give?</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">This <em><strong>“Sab ladke ek jaise hote hai”</strong></em> theory has travelled down centuries by aunties who either never got laid like Dolly Bindra, or got laid too often like Savita Bhabhi.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong><span style="color: black;">FYI:</span></strong> Girls have two minds. One is given by God (which is unnecessary and adds to their weight) and the second one which they develop on their own. The second mind contains all the words of wisdom which they gather from their roommates, PG girls and fat, disfigured aunties.</span></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: red;">BLOODY</span> BITCHES!</strong></span></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: grey; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-themecolor: background1; mso-themeshade: 128;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">(Keep calm. Stay calm. Count to 10. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>1, 2, 3, 4, 5, <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bobby Darling, 7, 8,<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>1.5 times Bobby darling, 10…. Take deep breaths)</span></span></b><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">I’m sorry ji, thora gussa aa gaya tha. My last GF used to say that sometimes I behave like Nana Patekar of Agnisakshi. No, I’m not a woman-beater, absolutely not. What she really meant was that I get angry faster than Yuvraj Singh changes his girlfriend. Hmmmm.. See, if you’re lusting/loving/fucking other guys behind my back, I won’t give you a Nobel Prize. Obviously, I’ll get angry. So, if I would ever be angry with you, it will be for your own good. Remember that always.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Imaging you with someone else is more than my gentle heart can bear. It’s like being Sri Lanka or Pakistan and watch India lift the Cricket World Cup. It’s like being Salman Khan and watch Katrina’s boobs being fondled by Bollywood’s bad man Gulshan Grover. Talking of Katrina, do you know when her MMS kaand is coming out?</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #444444; font-family: "Times","serif"; font-size: 11pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">How stupid of me. Since you’re a girl, how would you know? Like 3 billion of your fellow females, you would’ve also never watched a porn movie. I know that very well. And like 3 billion of your fellow liars, you must be a virgin too.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="color: #666666;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Times","serif"; font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: #666666;">God is great. I don't know how but I always end up with a girl who is so innocent that she refers to a penis as toto, has never watched a porn movie, needless to say is a virgin, and thinks that Bhagwaan ji sends a fairy who drops the baby in a basket outside the house. Wow! Lucky me!<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: "Times","serif"; font-size: 11pt;">I'm sure you'll be more pure than Tulsi-Mihir rishta.</span></span></div><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #666666; font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><div><blockquote>“A girl has the power to convince the guy that she is virgin even if she is married twice and has 5 kids.”</blockquote></div></span><br />
<div><blockquote></blockquote></div><div><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">As I was saying, if he tries to touch you, shoot the deadliest arrow girls have --> <strong><em>“Sab-Kuch-Karenge-Shaadi-Ke-Baad”.</em></strong> Since you will be my future wife, so ultimately you'll get married to me and hence, that son of Tharki-India will be tackled....... Kalol..... Me clever na!? :)</span></span></div><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">I HOPE [<span style="color: #38761d;"><strong>H</strong></span>ow <strong><span style="color: #38761d;">O</span></strong>ften <strong><span style="color: #38761d;">P</span></strong>eople <strong><span style="color: #38761d;">E</span></strong>xpect] that you remain virgin till the time I get your boat explores its maiden journey in my waters. Finding a virgin seems more unrealistic than India topping the medal tally in Olympics. But as I said, I just HOPE. There is no compulsion. If the boat has already sailed in some other waters, then nothing could be done, par aapki kashti ko kinare mein he lagaunga. If not you, then I hope your sister aka my saali aka aadhi gharwali is a kancha maal aka virgin.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong><span style="color: #990000;">FACT:</span></strong> In today's world finding a 18+ virgin girl is as impossible as going back in time and saving Bhagat Singh.</span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="color: #0b5394;"><strong>JOKE TIME:</strong></span> Ques. What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?</span></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ans. BLOWJOB</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Haha, lol, Khi khi. See, I’m funny. I can make you laugh even while having sex, largely because of my inexperienced moves.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">BTW, may I call you <span style="color: magenta;">Gulabo</span>? <span style="color: magenta;">Gulabo</span> is the Punjabi <strike>virgin</strike> version of pink-y. The best part of a woman’s body should have a tinge of pink.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="color: magenta;">Gulabo</span>, I feel sorry for you that you’ll get married to me. I know your old BF’s were all chikna’s, clean-shaven with 6 pack Abs, and seeing the trend that all Sikhs are getting their hair chopped, your ailing mother and father’s aakhiri qawaish would be to make you marry a guy who at least sports a turban no matter if he works in a call-center.</span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Did you know:</strong> Kissing a Sikh on his lips is more like licking hair. Adjust kar lena ji.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><strong><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">SE</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">TTING EXPECTATIONS:</span></span></strong></span><br />
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</span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-add-space: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 7pt; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">I sometimes behave like a child. I might even demand to drink milk directly from your breasts. That’s the way I’m. You need to deal with it. You need to be patient with me. More patient than a dead body.</span></span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-add-space: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 7pt; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">NEVER disconnect my call. I hate it. I hate it more than Pakistan hates peace. I hate it more than a penis hates the touch of its owner’s hand. I hate it more than a girl hates all other girls, especially the beautiful ones. I hate it more than my Ex-GF’s husband hates me. I SIMPLY HATE IT!!</span></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-add-space: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 7pt; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">I’m lazy, I don’t like going to social gatherings, I don’t do any household work, I watch Saas-Bahu serials and YOU have to wash my underwear.</span></span><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"> </span></div><div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-add-space: auto; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">4.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-size: 7pt; font-stretch: normal; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;">I work in a call-center, and if you ever divorce me for that, I forgive you upfront.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><br />
<span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="color: magenta;">Gulabo</span>, my mind is a mystery. You’ll never be able to understand me completely. Just keep it simple. Just be my Rebecca Black and I’ll be your Justin Bieber. We both will be silly fuckheads, forever.</span></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><br />
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</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em><span style="color: #741b47;"><strong>I wish I find your G-spot as easily as Sachin finds a century in the cricket field.</strong></span></em></span></span><br />
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</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 12pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>On a serious note:</strong> Thanks for waiting for me. I promise you won't regret it.</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">Dear Poo,</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">I must tell you, your name sounds like a fart, but aapke husan ki <strong><span style="color: #3d85c6; font-size: small;">kya baat</span> <span style="color: #0b5394; font-size: large;">kya BAAT</span> <span style="color: #073763;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">KYA BAAT</span></span></strong></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><strong><span style="color: black;"><u>POONAM PANDEY</u></span> -</strong> The first time I heard you name, I thought you to be an old lady with a wrinkled forehead and with breasts growing downwards. But then I googled you and, I must admit, I was left star-struck. Immediately, Bryan Adams’s “I wanna be - your underwear” ringed my brain cells. I just hope you don’t wear a <em>Nade wala Kaccha</em> like me. I searched ‘Poonam Pandey hot pics’, and a feeling of accomplishment came in my <strike>dick</strike> heart. I felt good. I felt the same way Anna Hazare’s eyes and stomach felt after seeing food. I felt the same way a <a href="http://jwalia.blogspot.com/2010/05/facts-about-param-pujya-satkaar-jog-sri.html">Pendu</a> feels after <strike>cumming</strike> coming to Chandigarh or the same way Rakhi Sawant felt after getting her penis removed. I felt COMPLETE.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">Since the day you announced that you’ll strip naked if Indian team wins the Cricket World Cup, I stopped watching porn. I even deleted, freshly downloaded, “Virgin Punjaban” porn movie. You have no idea how difficult it is to get a porn movie with a virgin girl making her debut. There is a possibility that Pakistan may stop producing terrorists, but getting a virgin girl’s seal breaking video is as impossible as getting quota system being removed from India. </span><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-language: EN-IN; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">I’m sure by now you must have been ‘Tested OK’ by Vijay Mallya and the quality check must have been done by his son, Siddharth Mallya. If those guys passed you, I’m sure Indian audience will <strike>lust</strike> love you. Allow my penis to be a Kingfisher bottle and let your vagina be the bottle opener, and I’m sure we both will be the King of good times. By now, many Indians would have selected your bikini clad picture as their computer’s background, and some of them would’ve even licked it.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">PETA president asked you to strip for animals. There is no need to strip for God-made dogs when you can strip for Man-made dogs aka Humans. There is no harm in removing clothes for the country. Even Mahatma Gandhi did that. Though he removed his clothes mainly to insert his <strike>Khadi</strike> pole in the <strike>Charkha</strike> hole of his niece, other females he used to sleep naked with, and that <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/gandhi-book-claims-indian-leader-bisexual-racist/story?id=13255847">male German bodybuilder.</a> Everyone is born naked, so removing clothes is like going back to basics, being at ground zero, back to square one. Whosoever says that it will be against Indian tradition if you shed your clothes, is talking like that Vegetarian guy who first delivers a lecture that we shouldn’t eat meat, we shouldn’t eat non-veg, and then goes back to his place, strips his wife naked, eats her lips, her br****, her p**$y, and then does all that non-veg stuff with her. Huh!!! <span style="color: red;">Bloody</span> Hypocrites.<br />
I’m sure you won’t disappoint me and aap apne kapde utarogi jhatpat phataphat.</span><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: large; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"></span></b><br />
<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: large; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><blockquote>"I’m taking for granted that your face is also pretty."</blockquote></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-margin-top-alt: auto;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">If you strip naked, you’ll become Silk Smitha of modern India. You will become a real-life example of Savita Bhabhi. You’ll replace all naked structures in Ajanta-Ellora caves. Your Shakti Kapoor kind of act can be used to lure Atal Bihari Vajpayee to marry, L.K. Advani to stop dreaming about becoming the Prime Minister, and it can even force Moraji Desai to be re-born, drink his own urine, and die again. You’ll become goddess of every Indian virgin and help them paint their walls white.<o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
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</span><span style="color: #999999;">You be my maid, I’ll be your Shiney<br />
You be my Bullet, I’ll be your Kiney<br />
You be my Monica, I’ll be your Clinton<br />
Please strip naked and let me have some fun<br />
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</span></span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: #999999;">I’ll be your Raja, You be my 2G spectrum<br />
Please wear minimum, so that I can see the Maximum<br />
I’ll be your Ramdev, you be my Yoga<br />
Fikar na kar, jo hona hai woh hoga<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" /> <o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: #999999;">You be my Amarjot, I’ll be your Chamkila<br />
You be my Billi, I’ll be your Billa<br />
You be my condom, I’ll be your iPill<br />
Tere husan ne mera hai churaya Dil<br />
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I’ll be your Farmville, you be my angry bird<br />
I’ll be your Allo Parantha, you be my plain curd<br />
I’ll be your India, you be my corruption<br />
I’ll be your G-spot, you be my eruption</span></span></b><br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: #999999;">Yo! Be my Bitch, I’ll be Yo! Daddy<br />
When it starts to leak blood, Yo! Wear the paddy<br />
Remove the fucking clothes, when Yo! Ready<br />
You’re a playgirl, Yo! Every virgin’s teddy.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b></div><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: #999999;">I’ll be your Laalu, You be my Chara<br />
Kapde outar de, keh raha Walia bechara<br />
Beta Poo, yeh mauka phir na aayega dobara<br />
“Vaada pura karo” hai har Bharatiye ka naara</span></span></b><br />
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<span lang="EN-US" style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><em>Aap ne cricket ke mauke par, naked hone ka aisa chauka mara ki pura India is chance ko dekhne ke liye dance karne lag gaya.</em> I must say, what an idea Madamji….. What an Idea! <br />
If you somehow keep up to your promise, then my grand salute to you, else I’m sure few Indian will assemble at Jantar Mantar and observe No-masturbation-till-Poonam-Pandey-gets-naked celibacy.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;">In the end I just wanna say that you made the World Cup more interesting.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
<span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: black;">Poo, it’s an honour to say, “You make my pants go TIGHT!!!” <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Ouch!! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Zip tutt gayi</span> <br />
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<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: black;">In India, there are more Gods and less people to follow them. Everybody is vowing to god in one way or the other, just to make sure that India wins the world cup. Some guys are vowing to god that they won’t masturbate imagining their <em>'Tota padosan'</em> aunty, while some girls have exchanged India’s win for not faking an orgasm</span><a href="http://www.blogger.com/" name="_GoBack"></a><span style="color: black;">. Even Karan Johar is not drinking Koffee on Shahrukh Khan’s lap, and SRK is also not giving any <em>Zor Ka Jhatka</em> on KJ’s ass cheek.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Shiney Ahuja said that he won’t fuck his maid for one week, while Manu Sharma confirmed that he isn’t going to shoot anyone till the time India wins the world cup. After losing money and her last drop of semen, Preity Zinta got her fixed deposits broken, to buy a Student class ticket for the world cup finals. Even Taare Zameen Par’s female version, Nita Ambani, got more mass on her ass so that when Bhajji picks her up this time, the surdy feels the warmth of her nest, and flies like a bird.</span></span></b><br />
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1. Sri Lanka belongs to Raavan’s land. No, I’m not talking about the movie which had papa ka beta, Abhishek. I’m talking about the guy who had not one, not two, but holy freaking 10 heads. Had he been alive today, he would have been taking 10 calls at a time in a call-center. Sri Lanka already have Raavan ki Sone ki Lanka, why do they need a stupid cup? They just need to find that palace of gold, and they'll become very rich. They can also take help of India's premier news channel, INDIA TV, which can apparently find things which never existed.</span></span></b><span style="color: black;"><br />
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In India, we write Kumar after the name and this brave son of Raavan’s land, Kumar Sangakkara, writes it in front. He was already battling with his own Identity crisis and whatever he was left with, will be lost in the world cup final.</span></span></b><span style="color: black;"><br />
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Yennaa Raaskalla !<br />
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The father of the nation was gay, yet India’s population is over 1.2 billion. Don’t we deserve the world cup without even playing the finals? <br />
There is another reason why Gandhi was called father of the nation. Due to him, aaj puure India ki maa chudi hui hai.<o:p></o:p></span></span></b><br />
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She has promised that if India wins, she’ll go all naked.</strong> </span><span style="color: #999999;"><strong><em>Haye Allah, mujhe sharam aa rahi hai.</em></strong></span></span><span style="color: black;"> </span><br />
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</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-39723190745418078132011-03-29T07:38:00.000-07:002012-06-26T23:15:58.770-07:0010+1 reasons why INDIA should win against Pakistan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrSqnyHOsGmmtkRulska0wnAtP_2B-wzRXeCsg3onsxzi0d3Xh5AoUoVKSZEME_aqIQCs6On-OumJrA7IF-78A85LwTxw2TjM-gl5MIdKT9DTg2wSiyJeVSHFDZ5veWScX5L5J-LwU7yKh/s1600/Pakistan-vs-India-Head-To-Head-Record-2-300x212.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrSqnyHOsGmmtkRulska0wnAtP_2B-wzRXeCsg3onsxzi0d3Xh5AoUoVKSZEME_aqIQCs6On-OumJrA7IF-78A85LwTxw2TjM-gl5MIdKT9DTg2wSiyJeVSHFDZ5veWScX5L5J-LwU7yKh/s1600/Pakistan-vs-India-Head-To-Head-Record-2-300x212.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">As we speak, thousands of young Indians are calling their managers and convincing them that they have suddenly fallen ill. Some are blaming the office cafeteria’s food, while others are saying that their girl-friend forced them to say I Love You. Hence, <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">onki tabiyat kharab ho gayi hai.</i></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">The most wanted, trusted, and respected person is the one who has the India-Pakistan semi-final match’s ticket. Guys are masturbating seeing the image of the ticket online, while girls are wetting their panties with the mere mention of the word ‘Mohali’. Some are offering their kidneys for a match ticket, while few girls are trying to seduce Punjab Police constables by wearing a deep neck suit without a bra, but no luck. <span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"><strong>NO ONE HAS THE TICKET.</strong></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;"> </span><span class="messagebody2"><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Ind vs Pak cricket match's tickets are so much in demand, that even if one sells Rakhi Sawant and Bobby Darling, then also s/he needs to add few thousand to get a ticket legally priced at </span><span style="font-family: "Rupee Foradian","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">` </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">250. </span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">Even Sukhbir Badal sold his ticket for </span><span style="font-family: "Rupee Foradian","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">` </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-IN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;">5,000.</span></span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Indian PM, Pakistan’s PM and tons of Bollywood celebrities are coming to Mohali to witness the match of the century. A match, which is bigger than Pamela Anderson's silicone </span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-weight: normal; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">filled</span><strong> </strong><span class="messagebody2">breasts. A match, which will be louder than Dolly Bindra’s fart. A match, which will witness thousands of tehnco savvy Indians searching, "Fatima Bhutto hot pics" and saying, "Saali iski mil jaye, chahe India haar jaye".<br />
Bollywood babes have already bought hundreds of sanitary pads. They know that on 30<sup>th</sup> March, many will pee blood. The stadium will be full of Bollywood Boobs and Political Penises. Whole world is dying to know that on 30<sup>th</sup> March, kiski <strong>KLPD</strong> hoti hai.</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Both India and Pakistan desperately wants to win, but are trying to sound cool by saying that it’s just a game and result doesn’t matter till the time they play well. Hmmmmm...... Isn’t it similar to what <a href="http://jwalia.blogspot.com/2010/06/relationships-actual-meaning.html">girls say about sex?</a> Girls always say that they don’t need sex. All they need is <strike>penis</strike> true love, <strike>more penis</strike> commitment, and<strike> bigger penis</strike> trust in a relationship. Girls always want to have sex but in the end, blame it on guys for doing it with them. Yaar, koi jabardasti karta hai kya?<br />
Anyways, <strike>cumming</strike> coming back to the topic, I think India will win the semi-final match against Pakistan. </span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><strong><span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-size: large;">Here are my 10+1 reasons why India should win.<o:p></o:p></span></span></strong></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Have you seen </span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Shahid Afridi’s pose of standing still with both his arms up in the air, making a victory-sign after he gets a wicket? Well, I think Shahrukh Khan’s pose of raising his arms in the air, which he does atleast 15 times in his every movie, is much better. Both are pathans which means, by default, both are gays. So if I have to choose a gay, it will be an Indian gay. Hence, India should win against Pakistan.</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Pakistan already took <a href="http://jwalia.blogspot.com/2010/04/made-in-india-used-in-pakistan.html">Sania Mirza</a> from us. Due to this, more than 1000 guys were left virgin in Hyderabad. Those poor guys still masturbate watching WWE’s Bikini matches. So, if India wins against Pakistan, the victory will be dedicated to all the virgins of Hyderabad who still believe in the phrase, <strong>“Apna haath Jagannath”</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">As Vivek Shauq said in the movie Gadar – <strong>“Baap, Baap hota hai. Aur beta, beta hota hai. Beta, Baap main se aata hai. Pakistan. Hindustan main se aaya hai’’</strong> <br />
Being Pakistan’s father, it’s our <em>janam sidh adhikar</em> to win the match. Baap of cricket, Sachin Tendulkar, is also an Indian. <span style="color: #0b5394;"><em>"Jab Sachin ka dhai kilo ka bat ball pa padta hai toh ball udti nahi... Ud jati hai".</em></span> <span class="messagebody2"><span style="color: black; mso-themecolor: text1;">Indian team without Sachin Tendulkar is like a boob without nipple, and with Ashish Nehra, it is like hair on the nipple. We have chucked out Nehra, hence we now have a very symmetrical <strike>boob</strike> team now.</span><o:p></o:p></span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">4.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">For Indians, Bhenchod is a gaali, but for Pakistanis, it’s a vardaan. Pakistan cricket team should lose so that Pakistan ki awaam calls them bhenchod, and I’m sure they’ll feel good.<o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">5.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">India ki Shiela bhi jawaan ho gayi hai aur India ki Munni bhi badnaam ho gayi hai. Kuch nahi hua hai toh Sachin Tendulkar ka World Cup uthane ka sapna. It’s high time we give our dadu, Shri Kapil Dev, some rest, and let someone else pick the world cup.<o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">6.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">If India wins, both Jacky Bhagnani and Mimoh Chakraborty will be happy, and they might forget to ask their respective dads to finance their next movie. Since, bollywood movies are in great demand in Pakistan, just like Veena Malik’s nude pics in India, so both the nations will survive the top notch acting skills of these world’s best actors. It’s a win-win situation for both the nations. Therefore, Pakistan should lose.<o:p></o:p></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span class="messagebody2"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">7.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span></b></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">From 1411, India’s tiger count has increased to 1706. Even tigers are fucking each other. It’s time we fuck Pakistan, make them bleed blue, and then do their <em>nasbandi</em>. <br />
<span class="messagebody2">Give me some sunshine, give me some rain... Dear India, fuck Pakistan so hard that they can once again feel 1947, 1965, 1971, Kargil and Kashmir's PAIN.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span class="messagebody2"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">8.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span></b></span><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">ACP Pradyuman is an ACP from last 12 years. If India wins against Pakistan, ACP Pradyuman might get promoted, and then he will no more ask Inspector Daya to break the doors. Dear India, apne ghar ke darwaje bachane ke liye, please win.<b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">9.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span></b><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">If Pakistan loses, Shahid Afridi will be renamed as ‘Shaheed’ Afridi. In a country, which has only produced terrorists till date, this is a golden opportunity for them to finally get a Shaheed.<br />
</span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: #444444;">Just to set the record straight, India will win tomorrow and gift a Shaheed to its son, Pakistan.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div><br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;"><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="color: black;">10.<span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #595959; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><span style="color: black;">I’ve written so many one-liners in favour of India’s victory against Pakistan. For eg.</span><strong> </strong></span><br />
<span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><strong> Jab tak Suraj Chaand rahega, Pakistan hamari RAAND rahega!! </strong></span></span><br />
<span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><strong> 1947 mein nikaal di thi Pakistan ki masti, tab se bani betha hai woh India ki Ghasti.</strong> </span></span><br />
<span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">If India loses, my creations will go waste. Dear India, please win for the sake of my status updates and tweets.</span></span><br />
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<span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong><span style="color: #595959;">+ 1. The only reason why Pakistan DESERVES to lose is this video:</span></strong></span> <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #595959; mso-themecolor: text1; mso-themetint: 166;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></span></span></div><br />
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<span style="color: #666666;"><strong><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">Personally,</span></span><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";"> </span></span><span class="messagebody2"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 115%;">I've a very good, cheap and effective way to seduce Pakistan to defeat. Tell Pakistan that if they win, they'll get close to the World Cup, but if they lose, India will gift them an Adult Camel.</span></span></strong></span><br />
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<strong><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">A CAMEL!!!!</span></strong><br />
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<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Jive dil-o mein rabb bhula dita</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</strong></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jehra sang chaleya si mere har kadam</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hamesha saath den di jinne khayi si kasam</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jinne yaari di nibhai si har ek rasam</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Rabb chad jinne meinu apna manea si dharam</span><br />
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Ous rabb de roop nu mein dhundhala dita</em></span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mere haase te haseya si jehra samajh ke apna</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mere roan te vakhaya si jinne sohne kal da sapna</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jinne sikhaya si es kalyug ch vasna</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Haar nu jitt kiwe banaeye baar baar jinne dasna</span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Hanju de ke mein ohda haasa mukka dita</em></span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</em></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daseya jinne kaam chaange karo iss rabb de akhare ch</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Lakshya toh nazar kiwe nahi hatauni sooraj de chamkare ch</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Kiwe kushi ch jhumde rehna es duniya de nazare ch</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Daseya jinne taari kiwe launi pyaar de angaare ch</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Samundar de kande te khareya jahaaz mein dooba dita</em></span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</em></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meri taraki layi jidde muh cho har vaar nikaldi si asees</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jehri aap ro pendi si jado nikaldi si meri chees</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Saat janam le ke v jiddi nahi kar sakda si mein rees</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meri navi zindagi si diti hoyi jiddi bakshees</span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Aape he labb ke aisa yaar mein aap he gawa dita</em></span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</em></span><br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meri kamyabi layi har tha jinne sheesh si jhukhaya</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Meinu anmulliya gallan das jinne kuch v nai si kamaya</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mere ander de insaan nu labde labde jinne apna aap si gawaya</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sir oucha karke kiwe chalna jinne si meinu shikhaya</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ousi de sir nu mein sharam naal jhukha dita</em></span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><em>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</em></span><br />
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<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Sache yaar nu mein aaj gawa dita</strong></span><br />
<span style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita</strong></span> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><strong>- J.Walia</strong></span></span></span><span style="color: #990000; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong></strong></span> </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12679287814401398089noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-919875241725352489.post-90455755858228717382011-03-17T09:23:00.000-07:002011-03-28T02:18:34.540-07:00I wanna be....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be bad, I wanna be an unmarried dad</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Every girl should lust for me, I wanna be that fad</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be her chase, I wanna be her craze</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">No girl should be able to solve me, I wanna be that maze</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be a <b>LEGEND</b> .... wait for it.... <b>DARY</b> just like Barney Stinson</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be the biggest star of this world, I wanna be a freaking sun</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be like Charlie Harper of ‘Two and a Half Men’</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna solve the mystery, “Which came first – Egg or the Hen”</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be Justin Bieber and trend of Twitter</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna have a dick of a black man and want it to glitter.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be world’s most famous and respected Con man</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna give orgasm to 100 girls at a time, I wanna be that Porn man.</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna confront my Ex and make her realize that she was a Bitch</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna scratch whenever and wherever it ITCH</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be a mystery and go down in History</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna fuck my Ex and show her my Biology, my Chemistry</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna rip her apart, I wanna fuck her and depart</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I won’t marry her ever, but will always keep her in my cart</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna steal every girl’s heart, I wanna top every chart</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna hit Bulls Eye everytime, I wanna be that dart.</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be Nostradamus and predict the fucking future</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna teach the shit that no one knows, Yes, I wanna be that Tutor</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be a treasure hunter and find a “City of Gold”</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna disappear... POOF!!!, and remain a story untold</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be Brad Pitt and adopt few kids</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna fuck Angelina right till her ribs</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna have 6-packs like in 5 minutes</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna fool everyone, I wanna be the King of gimmicks</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be a superhero and wear my undies over ma pants</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be near to every girl’s heart, I wanna be silicone implants</span><br />
<span style="color: #666666; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be as strong as Popeye- the sailor man</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #666666;">I wanna have all the qualities of Spider, Super, Bat and He-MAN</span></span><br />
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I wanna have a bigger penis, I wanna be like Dennis - The Menace<br />
With my own balls, I wanna play the game of Tennis</span><br />
<span style="color: black; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be Sherlock Holmes and crack every damn case</span><br />
<div style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna win every time without even running the race</span></div><br />
<div style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be superhit just like the “Flop Show”</span></div><div style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I want the whole world to salute me, and in respect they should all bow</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I wanna be <b>GOD</b>, I wanna have demons in my squad</span> </div><div style="color: #666666;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">I don't need anything, <b style="color: #cc0000;"><span style="font-size: large;">I just need your APPLAUSE.</span></b></span></div><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>- J.Walia</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Dil tere wich ek kali khil gayi,</span> <br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Pyaar di teinu navi gali mil gayi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jehre rah aasi pehla jande si, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Os rah di tah nevh he hil gayi</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Tharti wich the lange ........... <em>Tere bin reh lange</em></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Loki meinu thichara karde,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Andaro hasde outo fickara karde</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jehre meri maut layi khush ne, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Hass ke mere roan da jikar karde</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Loka naal khe lange ............. <em>Tere bin reh lange</em></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mein doosi meinu saaza mil gayi,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bin tere jean di raaza mil gayi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mere bagair tere toh jee nahi hunda si,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aaj alag hon di wajah mil gayi</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Teri sochani le lange ........... <em>Tere bin reh lange</em></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Teer tu torde, haath kaala kamaan aa gaya,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">'Walia' di maut da fharmaan aa gaya</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aakhan aago mere hass ke le gaya teinu,</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Aaisa zindagi wich zalim mehmaan aa gaya</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Tera nuksan v seh lange ....... <em>Tere bin reh lange</em></strong></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tu chadeya meri tah zindagi he rul gayi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Tute ghare wicho paani wang dul gayi</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Mein tah tere te bara maan karda si</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Loki kehde tu meinu bhul gayi</span><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>Kale he beh lange ............... <em>Tere bin reh lange</em></strong></span><br />
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