I wanna be....

I wanna be bad, I wanna be an unmarried dad
Every girl should lust for me, I wanna be that fad
I wanna be her chase, I wanna be her craze
No girl should be able to solve me, I wanna be that maze

I wanna be a LEGEND .... wait for it.... DARY just like Barney Stinson
I wanna be the biggest star of this world, I wanna be a freaking sun
I wanna be like Charlie Harper of ‘Two and a Half Men’
I wanna solve the mystery, “Which came first – Egg or the Hen”

I wanna be Justin Bieber and trend of Twitter
I wanna have a dick of a black man and want it to glitter.
I wanna be world’s most famous and respected Con man
I wanna give orgasm to 100 girls at a time, I wanna be that Porn man.

I wanna confront my Ex and make her realize that she was a Bitch
I wanna scratch whenever and wherever it ITCH
I wanna be a mystery and go down in History
I wanna fuck my Ex and show her my Biology, my Chemistry

I wanna rip her apart, I wanna fuck her and depart
I won’t marry her ever, but will always keep her in my cart
I wanna steal every girl’s heart, I wanna top every chart
I wanna hit Bulls Eye everytime, I wanna be that dart.

I wanna be Nostradamus and predict the fucking future
I wanna teach the shit that no one knows, Yes, I wanna be that Tutor
I wanna be a treasure hunter and find a “City of Gold”
I wanna disappear... POOF!!!, and remain  a story untold

I wanna be Brad Pitt and adopt few kids
I wanna fuck Angelina right till her ribs
I wanna have 6-packs like in 5 minutes
I wanna fool everyone, I wanna be the King of gimmicks

I wanna be a superhero and wear my undies over ma pants
I wanna be near to every girl’s heart, I wanna be silicone implants
I wanna be as strong as Popeye- the sailor man
I wanna have all the qualities of Spider, Super, Bat and He-MAN

I wanna have a bigger penis, I wanna be like Dennis - The Menace
With my own balls, I wanna play the game of Tennis
I wanna be Sherlock Holmes and crack every damn case

I wanna win every time without even running the race

I wanna be superhit just like the “Flop Show”

I want the whole world to salute me, and in respect they should all bow
I wanna be GOD, I wanna have demons in my squad

I don't need anything, I just need your APPLAUSE.

                                                                         - J.Walia