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Gauri: Hello, kaun bol raha hai?
SRK: Rukh Rukh kar mein Shah Rukh bol raha hoon.
G: Acha, kya kaam hai?
S: Kkkkkkkkkkuch nahi.. Waise he I Love You bolne ke liye phone kiya hai.
G: Bol diya na! Chalo, ab phone rakho. Mein kapde change kar rahi hoon. *Giving 1st Hint*
S: Mmmmmmmmm. Yummy.
G: Hatt Naughty. Mera night suit nahi mil raha!! *Giving 2nd Hint*
S: What are you wearing?
G: Bas tum ladko ko ek cheez he chahiye. *Please please ask again, I won't do any more drame*
S: We love each other na? Pyaar mein yeh sab jaruri hota hai. Batao na what you are wearing.
G: Bra.One
S: Woooooooowwww! Uttaro na…
G: Na.One
SRK: Rukh Rukh kar mein Shah Rukh bol raha hoon.
G: Acha, kya kaam hai?
S: Kkkkkkkkkkuch nahi.. Waise he I Love You bolne ke liye phone kiya hai.
G: Bol diya na! Chalo, ab phone rakho. Mein kapde change kar rahi hoon. *Giving 1st Hint*
S: Mmmmmmmmm. Yummy.
G: Hatt Naughty. Mera night suit nahi mil raha!! *Giving 2nd Hint*
S: What are you wearing?
G: Bas tum ladko ko ek cheez he chahiye. *Please please ask again, I won't do any more drame*
S: We love each other na? Pyaar mein yeh sab jaruri hota hai. Batao na what you are wearing.
G: Bra.One
S: Woooooooowwww! Uttaro na…
G: Na.One
S: Remove baby, remove your Santaro ke cheelke..
G: Na.One
S: Why? Is someone there?
G: Ya, Pra.One
G: Na.One
S: Why? Is someone there?
G: Ya, Pra.One
S: Tell your brother to Ja.One
G: K.One
G: K.One
S: Is he gone?
G: Ya.One
G: Ya.One
S: I drank Complan and now my penis is Bigger, Taller and Stronger!
G: Wah.One
G: Wah.One
S: Shall I insert it in you?
G: Yes, Pa.One
G: Yes, Pa.One
S: You like it? AhAhAaaaahhhh.One
G: *Yawn* Hanji, tusi te pa tah Gaa.One
G: *Yawn* Hanji, tusi te pa tah Gaa.One
S: Ah Ah Ah.One
G: *Snooring* Wah Wah Wah.One
G: *Snooring* Wah Wah Wah.One
S: I’m about to come. I’m about to blast…….. t t T T Tha.One
G: *Rolling Eyes* Duh.One
S: ZzzzzZzzzzzzzZZZzzz.One
G: *Rolling Eyes* Duh.One
S: ZzzzzZzzzzzzzZZZzzz.One
G: Iska toh ho gaya K.O. One
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Gauri: Hello, Sallu.... Shahrukh toh ek baar mein he thak kar so gaya.... You come. Tu Aa.One
Sallu: Kamaal karte ho Pandey Ji. Mein abhi aa kar bajata hu Pungi.One
- J.Walia
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1 comment:
haha bai fer sira hi karta frm g-one
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