Mo-HELL-I

Okay, today I'm going to talk about Mohali city
Whose mere mention of the name will bring down pity
It tries to be like Chandigarh, but Chandigarh is Number 1
Father will be a father, Mohali can max. be Chandigarh's son






Koi kehnda MOHALI, koi kehnda SAS NAGAR
Ethe sadakaan te khule khumde ne Dangaar
Na kisse nu driving sense, na kisse kol License
Is it Modern Pind or Backward Sehr, eh bahut wada Suspense

Mohali das teri kis gal te maan kara?
Har sadak teri tuti, das kehra raah fara?
Mohali wich na light, har kaam di fight
In mohali all are wrong, no one is right

Paaga toh jayda Mohali wich hair gel vikde
5-5 inch de doleyan wale "Standard Bullet with alloys" te dekhde
Muccha rakhi kundeya te nakli Ray-Ban ve layi
Chalo, if they feel good, its okay with me Bai

Land was alloted to world class ISB
Ohde zameen v Badal sarkaar kha gayi
Hun kehnde, 'We'll give them another land'
Pata nahi kis Kisaan di hun vajange band

All Mohalite's say that they live in Chandigarh
It's obvious that many are not so proud of SAS-Nagar
I know it's hard living under the shadow of India's best City
"Chandigarh - The Best" ...... Rest is all Shitty

MOHALI as a city is thaan-thaan Gopal
Please don't cry Mohali-waseyo, eh lo fado rumaal
Mohali will also rise when pigs will start Flying
"Mohali is Best, Mohali is great" << C'mon stop lying



Few of Mohali's so-called 'Not to miss' places


SILVI Park- It should be renamed as 'Groping' park for the obvious reason

Katani Sweets- Fuck it down

Sittal's- Okay, the babe at the counter is sexy

Oceanic and Gold Gym- YAWN without even opening my mouth

PCA Stadium- The only PLUS in Mo-HELL-I, and I have heard it will be shifted to the outskirts of Chandigarh.... Sorry Guys



It is said that 'ROME was NOT built in a day' .... but I guess Mohali was


                                                                                                                      - J.Walia