Sunday, July 31, 2011

An Open Letter to Hina Rabbani




Mere Jigar ke Tukde  HINA,
Aap ki shaan mein ek sher arz kar raha hoom, gaur farmaiye jara:




Tumhare mukh par lagi laali, tum HOLI lagti ho
Sar par li tumne chunni, tum bahut BHOLI lagti ho
Tum itni gori, itne cute, bilkul ROLLI-POLLI lagti ho
Neele suit mein maa kasaam, tum Viagra ki GOLI lagti ho
                                                 ……. Tum Viagra ki GOLI lagti ho!!




By the time you finish reading this letter; more than 754316786 Indians would’ve already masturbated thinking about you, every Indian Internet user would have googled “Hina Rabbani Nude picx”, thousands of Indians must have displayed your picture as their computer’s wallpaper, and in all probability, many would have even licked their computer screens.    YUMMY!!!!
Indians have welcomed you in a way that even Hanuman ji has never welcomed Virgin Atal Bihari Vajpayee. You’re to India what Miss Pooja is to Punjab. 

You’re the third best thing that came out of Pakistan after Punjabi Stage shows and Coke Studio.
Earlier whole India was starstruck by the beauty of Fatima Bhutto, but she is not even close to your Bra ki Mael (Dirt).
You’re Madhuri Dixit of Pakistan, Shakira of Bootywood, Pamela Anderson of Bobbiestan, Kim Kardashian of Assland, African penis of Orgasmwood and Salman Khan of fake English accent.

You’re to India what a Virgin girl is to Thailand.    Simply PRICELESS.
India has already gifted Sania Mirza to Pakistan, it’s high time we get something worthwhile in return. You come to India permanently and in return, we will give Kashmir to Pakistan.  In addition to that,  we will also gift Nepal and all its Chawkidars and Momo makers to Pakistan.
You’re the reason that no one is buying Shilajit and Japani tel in India, anymore. Practically, why would anyone need it if they can rise their building naturally?
You’re a Muslim, I’m a Sikh, and we both have so much in common. Apart from being the strongest, gutsiest in the world, we both are also the most hairiest, all thanks to the No-Shaving clause. It’s no hidden secret that the pleasure a Sikh can give to a woman, no one else can. If you don’t believe me then ask Manmohan Singh’s wife Sonia Gandhi Gursharan Kaur. Oh wait, ahhh….. Forget Gursharan, ask Hema Malini. Yehhhhh!!!!      So you can jump on my weiner and feel like home. I can be your Baharwala.
"You’re the only reason why the term MILF was invented."

As they say, at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. After seeing your mesmerizing beauty, my penis heart has written a poem exhibiting my true love for you.

I'll be your Kucchi Poo
First let me touch you.
Let me do the bed Disco
Else India se Khisko
Banuga tera mein Tipu Sultan
Just give me my Santaan
Meri behn banegi humare bacho ki bua
Let's do oooooaaaaa OOOOO AAAAA
Banuga tere bacho ka mein daddy
Let's play bed Kabaddi
We will give you Kashmir
First let me draw your Nude tasveer
Aaja parh le pyaar ka ABCD
Mat kar mera tu KLPD
Vaigra kha kar baith hu, mat kar meri waste tu goli
Intention toh tu mere samajh he gayi hogi, itni bhi nahi hai tu bholi !!

Finally, it can be proved that Pakistan is exporting BOMB in India.

After seeing Fatima Bhutto and you, saala dushmano ko pyaar karne ka dil karta hai.

Thank you for Cumming coming to India, and for your tremendous beauty, I give you a Standing Dickvation.

I love you Jaan !!




India - Pakistan --> “Divided by Jinnah, united by Hina”




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                                                                                                         -  J.Walia




16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lol !! Brother it was soo aWESOME MY TED STARTED paining !!!
Too Gutsy Bro
Harmohan singh

Anonymous said...

bhut wadia bai .....rabb tera dimag hor teZ kare

Anonymous said...

pants off,,,oops, sorry,, I mean hats off to your creativity.... a standing dickvation to hina from all indians... I suggest indians start using tricolor condoms when screwing pakistani counterparts and singing BANDI-MARTE HUM... JAI HO AND JAI HIND...

Unknown said...

@Harmohan: Thank you brother :)

@Anonymous 1: Thanks for the wishes :)

@Anonymous 2: I think you're Surinder paaji... Thank you very much Sir for liking my craziness :)

M.S.Dass said...

Kya bAAT hAI dAAR JI.........Tuhanu ajj mein ek khitaab dena ya::::"Ustad E-Blog".....Desi Blog Raja......

Kanika Gupta said...

Oh my god... flattered !!! India should get ready for the INDIA PAKISTAN war again... lol

Anonymous said...

Meri behn banegi humare bacho ki bua
Let's do oooooaaaaa OOOOO AAAAA

too funny!

Sheel!

Unknown said...

@M.S. Dass - Thank you Bhai... Its brother like you that appreciate my work, hence I get ideas to write... :)

@Kanika: If war means Hina Rabbani and Katrina Kaif fighting, then I got my soda and popcorns ready.. :)

@Sheel: Thanks Sheel bhai... Bus thori koshish ki thi kuch likhane ki... I'm glad you liked it... :)

Sahl @ Humortechblog said...

hahahah lovely J , lovely :D

http://humortechblog.com/

Unknown said...

Thanks Sahl.. Visted your blog, its great!!

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Chandra said...

Ohh teri..... Paji tusi chha gaye....i am damn sure she knows u by ur name :P
Daat deni padegi paaji aapki.... main aapka fan ban gaya aaj-se....waiting for some more Hinography.

Anonymous said...

too funny..

Anonymous said...

what bakwas is this

Anonymous said...

Bhaaji , ehni vi sohni nhin hai.........