When
it comes to the language center of the brain, women’s brain works differently
than men’s. On an average, women speak at a rate of 250 words per minute, while
men average half of that. In the course of a day, a woman will speak some
20,000 words, while guys utter just about 7,000. This is why the husbands
sometimes struggle to keep focused on what the wives are saying.
Girls love to talk. A girl
can visit her friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call
the same friend and they will talk for three more hours.
Silence intimidate girls and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have
nothing to say.
For girls, talking is a priority and
breathing comes second.
Here
are 10+1 things girls say often
1. Sab Kuch Karenge Par Shaadi Ke Baad: This is the deadliest arrow a girl can shoot.
This arrow penetrates guy’s penis and he instantly becomes Bobby Darling. If a
girl says “Sab Kuch Karenge Par Shaadi Ke Baad”, then be prepared to see her
holding some other guy’s hand very soon.
This phrase either means she is not completely into you, or it means previously
many guys had Looto-fy her izzat and left.
If the girl doesn’t allow the guy to screw
her, then the guy is screwed.
2. Ladko
Ko Toh Bas Ek Cheez Chahiye:
This theory has travelled down
centuries by aunties who either never got laid like Dolly Bindra, or got laid
too often like Savita Bhabhi.
I don’t understand why do girls always say that the guys need only
one thing from them? Kya hai woh cheez, aaj bata he do.... Girls, you took our
name, you took our clothes, you took our style, our hairstyle, our drinking
habits etc. and all we ever took was a hole, aur tum bura maan gayi... Kya yaar!
"The one thing that
every guy wants is TRUE LOVE." Do you girls have that to
give?
3. Ladkiyon Ka Purse Khol Kar Nahi
Dekhte: Okay. Girls, let me make one thing very
clear. Every guy on this freaking earth knows that you girls carry sanitary
pads in your purse. It’s not a hidden secret, anymore. So, don’t get all hyper
when a guy touches your purse. We’re not going to take out your Whisper and use it as a poocha to wipe the floor.
So, CHILL!
4. Mere Phone Ko Haath Mat Lagao:
Apparently, there are so many secrets stored
in a girl’s mobile that it will put Swiss Bank to shame. If you touch your girlfriend’s phone, she will
snatch it back faster than Salman Khan removes his shirt.
Guys, let me solve the mystery of a normal Indian girl’s
mobile phone.
If
you remove the back cover, you might find a second SIM card. Some even hide it
beneath the battery. If you check the 'Call history' you’ll see
calls from unknown numbers which lasted for hours, and if you check the time of
the calls you will be saddened to discover that the calls were attended after
she told you she is about to sleep. If you check the 'Images' folder, you might
find her naked pictures, but you never know who else you’ll see in the picture. Be prepared for a surpise.
Check her phone 'Messages' only if you’re not a heart patient.
So,
gist of the matter is, never touch your girl’s mobile phone. NO NO NO NEVER
ji NEVER
“Touch me but don’t touch my phone” is 21 century’s mantra for a stable relationship.
5. Mein
Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon:
Uffffff!!!!! Ek toh mujhe aaj tak ladkiyon ki type he nahi pata chali.
You try to kiss her, she will say à
‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’
You ask her out for a movie à ‘Mein Iss
Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’
You send her a so-called ‘Non-Veg’ joke, she will LOL, forward it to her
friends, and message you back saying, ‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi
Hoon’
You try to talk dirty, she goes à
‘Mein Iss Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon’
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And finally, if you ask her for marriage, then also she will say, à “Mein Iss
Type Ki Ladki Nahi Hoon”.
W T F
6. Ab
Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe: For
the sake of 330 million Indian gods, please tell me what do girls mean by
this!
A girl first asks her guy to start coming home early. Then she commands him to
stop drinking, stop going out with his friends, start watching Saas-Bahu
soaps with her, stop farting, stop scratching his crotch publicly, stop
eating with open mouth, start bathing daily, stop watching porn, etc. And when the poor guy adapts to all these changes,
then she simply says, “Ab Tum Pehle Jaise Nahi Rahe” and finds another guy……
and starts changing him too.
#BhenDiShiki
7. Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hote Hain:
Girls, you’re right on this. This is how God made us. Every guy is same.
Everyone got one penis, two testicles, one butt divided into two, one heart to
be broken repeatedly, two hands to work hard for his woman, two legs to run
around and do the best for his family, one stupid brain to believe that
his girl is best in the world, and one mouth to keep shut in front of
her.
Yes, every guy is same.
8. Mujhe Kiss Karna Nahi Aata:
Obviously girl, your lips are made for much bigger jobs, like BL**JOB!
9. Mujhe Aisi Baatein Pasand Nahi:
Aisi baatein!!! Kaisi baatein?
Aapko so called aisi baaton ka matlab pata hai, par pasand nahi. Matlab pehli
aisi baatein kissi ke saath ki hongi.
Hmmm… Toh Delhi Belly dekhte hue itna kyun hass rahi thi aap?
Delhi Belly dekhegi Hindi mein, aur Sati Savetri banegi Suit aur Bindi mein.
Wah Hypocrite Bharatiyein naari, Wah!!!
10. Mein Ek Shareef Ladki Hoon :
Hanji Mohtarma, mein bhi ek sareef ladka he hu. Mera ghar GB road par nahi hai.
There is a saying famous among boys, “Shareef toh gadhi bhi hoti hai”. Kindly
ask your BF what does the saying means.
…. and the +1
thing which girls say often is …..
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