Ek cheekh

Woh mar kar maut ko jeet gayi... Hum jee kar bhi zindagi ko haar gaye..!!

" In memory of Delhi gang rape victim - Damini "


Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi
Marte-marte zaroor muskurayi bhi hogi
Yaad aaya hoga bhai ko rakhi baandhana
Jaate-jaate Maa Baap ki yaad satayi bhi hogi

Bhagwaan se zinda rehne ki aas lagayi toh hogi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Aakhiri baar tatole honge bikhre hue sapne
Num aankhon se yaad kiye honge sab apne
"Kaash uss bus mein na chadti" bhi socha hoga
Kaash uss din hote saang uske sab apne

Ek aakhiri baar un darindon ki darindagi yaad aayi toh hogi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Che mardon mein apne jism ko bat'te dekha hoga usne
Udaan bharne wale apne parro ko kat'te dekha hoga usne
Bahut kuch dekha hoga uss raat jo kabhi socha bhi na hoga
Khud ke aage khud ko marte dekha hoga usne

"Eh Bhagwaan bachale mujhe" - Yeh fariyaad zubaan par aayi toh hogi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Woh bachpan mein ped par charh kachche amrudo ko thordna
Mohalle mein cricket khelte hue padosi ka kaanch phodna
Woh gaon mein bhains ke seeng pakad steering ki tarah modhna
"Maa, yeh mithai sab bhai ne khayi hai" - Aisa nadaan jhooth bolna

Bachpan ki meethi yaadein ek aakhiri baar bulayi toh hongi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Naye kharidey hue kapade dharey ke dharey reh gaye
Beti ki shaadi ke jode paise pade ke pade reh gaye
Ab kaun mangega pita se haq se pocket money
Woh mar kar amar ho gayi, hum jee kar bhi mare ke mare reh gaye

Mummy Papa ne apni Rani bitiya ko aakhiri baar pariyon ki kahani sunayi toh hogi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Ek sawaal usne insaan ke bhagwaan se kiya hoga
Ek sawaal uss bhagwaan ke insaan se bhi kiya hoga
Kiye honge khud se kitne he sawaal kitni baar uss ne
Ek jawaab khud ko khud he diya bhi hoga

“Kya ho gaya zindagi mein” yeh vichaar kar ghabrayi toh hogi...
... Ek cheekh usne lagayi toh hogi


Woh mar kar bhi har hindustani mein zinda hai
Bahut unchi udaan hai uss ki, woh ek bekhauf parinda hai
Tarunnam mein jeene wali andheri vaadiyon mein kahi kho gayi
Apni zindagi ki toh na ho saki par purre bharat ki woh ho gayi 

Damini, tumhari kurbani par he naye Bharat ka nirmaan hoga
Yeh tumhara har bharatwasi par ehsaan hoga
Yun toh kuch nahi kar sakta mein tumhare liye
Par meri yeh kavita tumhare honsle, sahas, aur jajbe ko salaam hoga

 BALATKARIYO NE BHI SHARAM SE AANKHEN JHUKAYI TOH HONGI...... EK CHEEKH USNE LAGAYI TOH HOGI !

 ... Ek Cheek Bharat Ki Beti Ne Lagayi Toh Hogi..!!




                                                             - Jorawar Walia

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Yeh din bhi dhal jayega

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega.. Phir naya kal aayega..
Phir naye kal ke har pal mein, Naseeb phir se likha jayega..

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..

Phir jagegi nayi ummeed, phir dikhegi manzil kareeb..
Bahut aayengi aarchane par naya hal bhi sang aayega..

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..

Gir kar uth kar, uth kar gir kar tu manzil tak jayega
Waqt ka imtihaan baar-baar tere dheeraj ko aajmaega..

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..

Dhal jayegi umeedein teri, khawaab dhundhale bhi honge
Kal ka soch-soch aaj ko gawaana, aise silsile bhi honge
Arjun ki tarah lakshya ki aakh mein tu dekhega agar..
Toh Jeet haar jayegi tere aage, aise falsafe bhi honge

Kaun nahi hai girta bata, kaun nahi hai khaata thokar?
Kaun hai har baar jeet'ta, kaun paata hai bina kuch khokar?
Gir, uth, chal, mudh... Bas tune rukna nahi
Waqt todega peeth teri.. Par tune jhukna nahi

Mushkil samay toh bas hass ka apne aap tal jaeyga
Yeh din bhi dhal jayega.. Phir naya kal aayega

Yeh din bhi dhal jayega..

                                                       - Jorawar Walia

I RHYME my PAIN

Everything I’ve lost, nothing I’ve gained
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain



I rhyme my pain, I rhyme my miseries
My life is a scam, like fake degrees
My future is jittery, my vision is contradictory
My life is a sheer loss, I hope death will be my victory

I’ve messed up my own life, I’ve no one to blame
God wrote my life but the paper seems plain
I’m shooting at stars without taking any aim
Life is a bitch, what a manipulated game
 

My life is like scattered leaves which no one will claim
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain

Few days ago God committed a murder
World said dog, I called him my brother
People said don’t cry, go and get another
World is so heartless, I can’t call them humans any further
 
PIZZO was the best thing God ever created
He was a Kohinoor which cannot be replicated
I wish I could turn back the hands of time
I wish he could once again become mine
 

Without my Pizzo my life won’t be the same
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain

One day I was sleeping and I got a call
Dad is not well, rush to the hospital
With tears in my eyes and prayer on my lips
I reached there just to see papa’s heartbeat skip

PAPA died in front of my eyes, I couldn’t save him
Till the end he kept on smiling, how brave of him
He was a saint on this earth, no one can portray him
I hope he has gone to a better place, I just pray for him


DAD was my everything - My sunshine, my rain
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain

Since dad passed away my mother doesn’t keep well
She doesn’t show she is in pain, but I can tell
God took away her mother, father, husband, and Pizzo-son
She still believes in god and says He’s the only ONE

MOM is my strength, my guardian, my friend
My mom is my idol, an unfading trend
She has struggled a lot in life just to fulfill all my needs
I’m lucky to have her, I must have done some good deeds

MOM has always lived for others without any personal gain
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain

I found the love of my life but she wasn’t meant for me
While I was striving to get her she was finding a new he
Her parents disapproved because we both followed different religions
I think they misinterpreted God’s version of humanity and his vision

SHE still comes in my dreams and my eyes drizzle
Was she forced to leave me or she willingly left?   This is the riddle
I’m sure she tried her best but I still think she could’ve done more
But if she is happy in her life then I couldn’t have asked for more


I lost everything for her; she said she didn’t gain
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain

I’ve lost my lil’ brother and my lovely father
I’m unable to properly take care of my sister and mother
God gave me a life but it seems like a committed murder
I’m tired of myself, I don’t want to live any further

So much to rhyme, so less time
Everyone seems to be my own, still can’t call them mine
The pendulum is swinging, I’m losing the time
God gives me pain and in reply -> I just rhyme

On this wonderful earth, I’m the bad stain
. . . . . This is the reason I rhyme my pain



In loving memory of PIZZO (29.01.2000 - 10.04.2012, 1:30 PM, in my arms)

Pizzo's facebook page --> P I Z Z O




                                                                                          - J.Walia

Chal koi na

Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na
Jo chale gaya so chale gaya
Jo reh gaya ohnu tu khoyi na
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na


Kuch manzil meri dur bari ae
Kuch tez chaldi samay di ghari ae
Kuch apne he mera saath chadan
Kuch zimevariyan di payi hathkadi ae

Jad tak mukaam haasil nai hunda – Tu aaram naal soi na
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na

Ethe apne he apneyan nu maaran
Kayi te mare maa-pe v na saadan
Hun haiga pyara Ram koi na
Saare he ethe zehreele Raavan

Jo loki karde ohna nu kar len de – Tu nafrat de beej kadi boyi na
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na

Koi kave meinu teri chal nai pasand
Koi kave lambe tere vaal nai pasand
Har koi mere ch kami rahe kad da
Koi kave pagg bani lal nai pasand

Loki te har dum nukas he kad de - Dujea layi apne aap nu tu khoyi na
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke roi na

Kayi kehn ge tu ohna di fikar karni chad de
Kayi kehn ge sanu apne dillo he kad de
Kayi apni galtiyan da v dosh tuhade te laan
Kayi kehn ge khud nu zinde-jee he vad de

Loki te beshukare ne – Tu ohna layi befikara hoyi na
Chal koi na – Kale beh ke royi na

Don’t worry, life goes on either with or without them
If you can’t bear fruits, then be the foundational stem.
Some will pull you down, some will let you down
But remember, God made us all and every individual is a gem.

Try to be nice, try to wise, try once, try twice, try even thrice
Try to share your rice, try not to be the reason of anyone’s cries.
Try to do good, because you should, and if you could, try to be understood
Try to share your hood, try always to be good – Touchwood.

 

People will come, people will go
Don’t allow them to make your life go slow.
Always be happy, and always make others happy
Keep on smiling, always maintain that glow.

Always motivate others, sometimes all they need is a nudge
Keep humanity over religion, that would be being kludge.
Forgive everyone and don’t keep any grudge
Don’t worry about others as God is the ultimate judge.


Chal Koi Na.....

                                                                                     

                                                                                       - J.Walia

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It's been FOUR years....

Char saal ho gaye papa nu swarg gaye
Char saal ho gaye meri zindagi nu narak hoye
Char saal ho gaye rishtedaara nu aaj v farak nai penda
Char saal ho gaye mera parivar ander var-var rounda

It’s been four years since I lit my father’s pyre
It’s been four years God burned my family’s desire
It’s been four years his photograph still smiles
It’s been four years his soul went into exile

Char saal ho gaye mere yaar nu vichre hoye
Char saal ho gaye mere sansaar nu bikhre hoye
Char saal ho gaye mere parivaar nu fikari hoye
Char saal ho gaye mere pyaar de tukde hoye

It’s been four years I hate father’s day
It’s been four years I’ve seen no hope embedded ray
It’s been four years I’ve lost my faith in pray
It’s been four years this world has become a stray

Char saal ho gaye aaj v rouna ha roz
Char saal ho gaye aaj v ho jana ha behosh
Char saal ho gaye aaj v rabb layi haiga hai aakrosh
Char saal ho gaye aaj v papa di kar reha ha khoj

It’s been four years and now  I’ve dried up my tears
It’s been four years and  I’ve developed more fears
It’s been four years I’ve become over protective for my near and dears
It’s been four years my life hasn’t shifted any gears

Char saal ho gaye mummy nu cheeti chunni leinde
Char saal ho gaye papa de aad-vichkar bane hoye sweater reinde
Char saal ho gaye papa de naam aage Late likhde
Char saal ho gaye rabb nu aaj v mere dukh nahi dikhde

It’s been four years I’m crying a silent cry
It’s been four years I’m giving life a second try
It’s been four years my blood is running cold
It’s been four years his memories aren’t turning old

Char saal ho gaye 26^th August nu rounde hoye
Char saal ho gaye raati na sounde hoye
Char saal ho gaye sochde ki kaash aaj papa hunde saade naal
Char saal ho gaye………….. CHAR SAAL

It's been four years I still regret every moment I shouted at him
It's been four years I still hate myself for the anger I routed at him
It's been four years I've been carrying the responsibility I once mounted on him
It's been four years since I last counted on him. 

Papa, you were a star that broke and exhibited light
Papa, you were a calm sea that allowed everyone to swim in your heart
Papa, you were the saint that God has stopped producing any more
Papa, you were the knowledge that everyone wanted to quest
Papa, you were as humble and peaceful as the colour white
Papa, you were the Everest that everyone wanted to conquer, but only few lucky ones like me had the privilege to do it.
Papa, you were the reason why the phrase 'Friend, Philospher and Guide' was coined.

Papa........ I miss you Yaar :'(

Love you Daddy  :)

In loving memory of Late S. Manjit Singh Walia



Love <3

Mummy, Didi, Pizzo te tuhada puttar, Prince

I wish I had told my dad that I Love him one more time before he passed away.


                                                                                                                       




                                                                                                                                                      - J.Walia
 

Insignificant 'Karwa Chauth'

Karwa Chauth - A normal day with a lot of significance
An Indian tradition with a fling of male dominance.
Marriages are made in heaven but hearts beat on earth,
Indian girls are taught to respect all, right from their birth.

Karwa Chauth, for my family, holds no more significance
as I lost my dad and we all feel his absence.
This is an occasion to which my family has said goodbye
I still hope someone stands up and say: "Your Dad's departure is a Lie".

                                                  
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I know..... Today my mother will cry
She will smile and lie when I'll ask her WHY
Mom, why are you crying? Don't be sad, don't even try,
Oh! Beta, I am not crying.... There is something in my Eye.

I know there is something in her eye which keeps on coming back
but I don't have the courage to tell her that it's Dad.
She clean my dad's photo frame with her dupatta
Then she innocently says, "Photo oute pe gaya se kaata"

I smile back as I know the truth, I know the base,
She simply needs an excuse to touch her husband's face
She cries there ..... I cry here
but papa is still found nowhere.

She no longer applies henna, nor she waits for moon,
We both often wonder, why he left us so soon.
She cry all by herself which makes me extremely sad
Karwa chauth << why do you bring tears in my mom's eye?... You are very bad


"Veero Kudiye Karwara, Sarv Suhagan Karwara
A Katti Na Ateri Naa, Kumbh Chrakhra Feri Naa ......."


These lines are fresh, they still echo in my ear
My Mom use to sing them for her husband dear.
Every married women perform puja for her soul-mate,
My mom sits in the corner and bravely face the fate.

I think my mom still keeps fast for the soul of my father
Her immense love send shivers down my spine, I sometimes bother
These occasions, festivals often put us to test
Rest, we can't fight with god, as he knows the Best.




                                                                               - J.Walia

I'll be DEAD soon

I'll be dead soon, may be by next monsoon
I'll be dead soon, due to hurricane or tycoon
I'll be dead soon....

Everyone got to die one day
I don't know when it’s going to be ‘My Day’
I can fold my hands, I can just pray
Whenever I die, I hope it’s in a peaceful way

Life is something which you can attract
But death is inevitable, it’s the real contract
Everyone got to die, today or tomorrow
Life is something which no one can borrow

Over the years I’ve died so many times
I cannot express it in words, I can’t make it rhyme
I’ve received less of good, and more of bad times
I’ve got punished without even committing the crime



I'll be dead soon, and reach the moon
I'll be dead soon, and burst like a balloon
I'll be dead soon....


The first time I died was when my Father went away
His dead body didn't hear me, I had so much to say
I couldn’t believe what happened, I shouted "NO WAY"
But by that time he had already reached God's bay

I controlled my emotions because I had to control my mother and sister
"God needed him more", in my mother's ear, I sobbingly whispered.
While remembering my dad, I kissed my mom and hugged my sister
and, with trembling hands, I signed my father’s death register.

People say that he will never come back
Some even say he has taken a ‘Forever Nap’
I think it’s high time I should die and go to him
Father-son combination is a sure shot Win-Win



I'll be dead soon, I'm about to swoon
I'll be dead soon, maybe today by noon
I'll be dead soon....


Second time I died was when my girl left me
In her spare love garage, she fecklessly kept me.
By portraying her heartlessness, off my feet, she swept me
She ordered me not to stop her, and then -->  she left me.

She left me for another guy when I needed her shoulder
She left me right after my father's death, she thought she was bolder.
Hearing about her betrayal my mother cried aloud and her eyes went blur
She was the reason for my mother's tears, I want to scold her.

Whatever she did to me was not right in the court of humanity
Due to her betrayal, till today, I’m unable to regain my sanity.
I hope she lives happy and never again plays with anyone’s heart
I know God writes our destiny, but to fight for it is our own part.



"Death is inevitable, just like darkness and sunshine
Life doesn’t belong to anyone; neither it’s yours, nor mine.
Everyone will die and, hopefully, meet the so called God
I just hope God is for real; it doesn’t turn out to be a myth or a fraud.

I hope I live my life at least once before I die.
I hope to find the answers instead of asking why
I hope I get contended in whatever I have
I hope I help others before taking a death nap."


Time has come when I shall die and create space for someone else
Time has come when I should ring my death bell
Time has come when I should jump in heaven's well
Time has come when I should get locked in hell's cell
My death is near,      I can smell

My Time has come ...............YES, I CAN TELL


               I'll be DEAD soon

                                                                           

                                                                                        - J.Walia

Modern kuri Punjab di

Eh hai Modern Kuri Punjab di
Kaam ho gaya eda pura kharab ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI 5jAb di










Beauty Parlour ch saara din hai gujaar di
Jimmy Choo de shoe chakde ehda paarh ji
Louis Vuitton da bag banda haath da haar ji
Armani de shades ehde akhaan da shingaar ji

Paise paani wangu bahae behisaab ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Shawl di jagah hun stole hai lendi
Undergarments nu accent ch lingerie hai kendi
Paranda dita sut, hun tan salon ch ja ke bendi
Kapde v chooti pehn de naap de hai paundi

Sirr utte nai rahi hun chunni laaj di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Wal katave choote, Note kamave moote
Bari khush hundi aa jado koi keh dave ehna nu totte
Catwalk hai kardi, haan di kuriyan toh hai sadh di
Pind chad ke hun Chandigarh aake parhdi

Pawe skirt mini, bhul gayi paune suit salwaar ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Ya Ya hai kehndi, bhul gayi kehna hanji
Sirr toh pair tak puri angrezi ch gayi hai manji
Convent school ch parhe, Punjab board lagda fansi
‘Excuse me’ kawe everytime jado aundi ehnu khansi

Gurbani gayi hai bhul, Lady Gaga de gaane hai jaap di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Bulliya te lip gloss, fake smile v hai mardi
Nit nave munde ghumandi, aisi hai eh naar ji
Haa karn toh pehla puche, Kehri tuhade kol car ji
Every Saturday kawe mein tah jana Disco bar ji

Chaange bhale munde nu karaundi Gharo baar ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Hun ehnu mundeya toh haiga na parhez ji
Naal chipak ke bave, mundeya da ehnu bara craze ji
Kehndi Premarital sex is the new rage ji
Break-ups are common, everyone goes through that phase ji

Virginity is a taboo, psychology hai kehndi sab de aap di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di



Eh hai Modern kuri Punjab di
Desi adea toh ban gayi purri bottle sharaab di
Eh hai MODERN KURI 5jAb di



                                                                               - J.Walia

Modern Sikhs

Ki kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de

Bus milde ne hun wich Bar-a de
Sharaaba pe-pe thokade Car-a ne
Kayi tah kehnde sutta v Marange

Nasheya ne patt te Lakha Hazaara ne
Amli ho gaye ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Photo khichwaunde ne naal Hathyara de
Launde Facebook te soch ke ki fukri Marange
Kehnde AK-47 ne sab Yaaran de

Taur naal akhde Ek-Ada banda v Marange
Eh aaj kal de ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Nasheya toh bagair hun ehna da kaam nahi chalda
Chandigarh ne pateya, pind hal nahi chalda
Sone di dharti Punjab, eh zamana si ga kal da

Kehnde Kaneda jana, pind ne Unparh-Gavara de
Valeti ho gaye ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Khande latakde ne bus wich Car-a de
Haathi kaara fashion ne Yaara de
Gurudware jande nahi maare Ahankara de

Wal kataunde ne lag peeche Naara de
Bhaiye lagde ne hun putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Bank de loan chak zindagi jeende Udhara te
Mare-muke ne Badal te Amrinder de Attyachaara de
Jittana bhul gaye, aadi ho gaye ne bus Haaran de

Bus mit ne paake Talwara de
Dushman ban gaye ne Jigri Yaara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de
Ki Kehne ne Guru Gobind de Sardara de


                                                   -J.Walia

My Questions ....... My Answers........

My Love ..... Do you remember when we used to walk down the lane?
We were so much in love that we started looking same to same.
Okay..... You were pretty and I was no good
But to make you happy I did what all I could.

I admit .. sometimes I was wrong and sometimes right
Isn't that the essential ingredient of a human life?
Knowing my circumstances, you should have waited for me,
Isn't that the basic requirement to be someone's wife?

Did I asked for more?           Ofcourse I did....
I asked for your true love and you killed me in my own crib.
R.I.P. < now that's the prefix of my name,
My love, you got some sheets to change.

I know you have your excuses, you have your own explanations,
I also know that you have your own theory of Final Destination.
Sun is always brighter when looked in the eye,
I know you won't be able to face me when I'll ask you WHY.

Some of my friends say >> You were not happy with me.
Some losers say >> You were not in my destiny.
How can they say so and be the judge of my love?
How can I trust them when they've cheated on their own dove?

Hypocrites ...Stop analyzing my love b'coz I know what's the Best
I just need my love's heart and I don't give a shit to the rest.
Go go ..... lead your own life, fcuk your own damn wife
Don't worry about me b'coz without a string, I will fly my own Kite.

Please don't forgive me for the wrong things I did
and always curse me for the things I never did.
I am SORRY for all the things that went wrong,
I am dishearten for not being able to sing your fav. 'Titanic' song.

'Every night in my dreams I see you I feel YOU'
You are alive in my heart but I need the REAL YOU.
Come, step back.... I am still crawling where you left me alone,
Come, sing along b'coz I am humming our Love song all by my own.

Thank you for understanding me, thank you for giving me the time,
Thank you for all your love, thank you for being mine.
Now your heart beats for someone else ... Yes, I understand that.
I promise you to get you in my next life, I hope you will stand back.

I always pray that you get the love that I was unable to give,
God showers his blessing and you get a healthy life to live.
Above were my questions to you, my answers and my ownself put to Test,
I still stick to my words "You are the best". Yes, you are still the BEST.


                                                                                          - J.Walia

Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita

Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita
Jive dil-o mein rabb bhula dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Jehra sang chaleya si mere har kadam
Hamesha saath den di jinne khayi si kasam
Jinne yaari di nibhai si har ek rasam
Rabb chad jinne meinu apna manea si dharam

Ous rabb de roop nu mein dhundhala dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Mere haase te haseya si jehra samajh ke apna
Mere roan te vakhaya si jinne sohne kal da sapna
Jinne sikhaya si es kalyug ch vasna
Haar nu jitt kiwe banaeye baar baar jinne dasna

Hanju de ke mein ohda haasa mukka dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Daseya jinne kaam chaange karo iss rabb de akhare ch
Lakshya toh nazar kiwe nahi hatauni sooraj de chamkare ch
Kiwe kushi ch jhumde rehna es duniya de nazare ch
Daseya jinne taari kiwe launi pyaar de angaare ch

Samundar de kande te khareya jahaaz mein dooba dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Meri taraki layi jidde muh cho har vaar nikaldi si asees
Jehri aap ro pendi si jado nikaldi si meri chees
Saat janam le ke v jiddi nahi kar sakda si mein rees
Meri navi zindagi si diti hoyi jiddi bakshees

Aape he labb ke aisa yaar mein aap he gawa dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Meri kamyabi layi har tha jinne sheesh si jhukhaya
Meinu anmulliya gallan das jinne kuch v nai si kamaya
Mere ander de insaan nu labde labde jinne apna aap si gawaya
Sir oucha karke kiwe chalna jinne si meinu shikhaya

Ousi de sir nu mein sharam naal jhukha dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita


Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita
Sache yaar nu mein aaj gawa dita
Ek yaar mein aaj russa dita
 
 
 
                                                        - J.Walia 

I wanna be....

I wanna be bad, I wanna be an unmarried dad
Every girl should lust for me, I wanna be that fad
I wanna be her chase, I wanna be her craze
No girl should be able to solve me, I wanna be that maze

I wanna be a LEGEND .... wait for it.... DARY just like Barney Stinson
I wanna be the biggest star of this world, I wanna be a freaking sun
I wanna be like Charlie Harper of ‘Two and a Half Men’
I wanna solve the mystery, “Which came first – Egg or the Hen”

I wanna be Justin Bieber and trend of Twitter
I wanna have a dick of a black man and want it to glitter.
I wanna be world’s most famous and respected Con man
I wanna give orgasm to 100 girls at a time, I wanna be that Porn man.

I wanna confront my Ex and make her realize that she was a Bitch
I wanna scratch whenever and wherever it ITCH
I wanna be a mystery and go down in History
I wanna fuck my Ex and show her my Biology, my Chemistry

I wanna rip her apart, I wanna fuck her and depart
I won’t marry her ever, but will always keep her in my cart
I wanna steal every girl’s heart, I wanna top every chart
I wanna hit Bulls Eye everytime, I wanna be that dart.

I wanna be Nostradamus and predict the fucking future
I wanna teach the shit that no one knows, Yes, I wanna be that Tutor
I wanna be a treasure hunter and find a “City of Gold”
I wanna disappear... POOF!!!, and remain  a story untold

I wanna be Brad Pitt and adopt few kids
I wanna fuck Angelina right till her ribs
I wanna have 6-packs like in 5 minutes
I wanna fool everyone, I wanna be the King of gimmicks

I wanna be a superhero and wear my undies over ma pants
I wanna be near to every girl’s heart, I wanna be silicone implants
I wanna be as strong as Popeye- the sailor man
I wanna have all the qualities of Spider, Super, Bat and He-MAN

I wanna have a bigger penis, I wanna be like Dennis - The Menace
With my own balls, I wanna play the game of Tennis
I wanna be Sherlock Holmes and crack every damn case

I wanna win every time without even running the race

I wanna be superhit just like the “Flop Show”

I want the whole world to salute me, and in respect they should all bow
I wanna be GOD, I wanna have demons in my squad

I don't need anything, I just need your APPLAUSE.

                                                                         - J.Walia

Tere bin reh lange

Dil tere wich ek kali khil gayi,
Pyaar di teinu navi gali mil gayi
Jehre rah aasi pehla jande si,
Os rah di tah nevh he hil gayi

Tharti wich the lange ........... Tere bin reh lange
 

Loki meinu thichara karde,
Andaro hasde outo fickara karde
Jehre meri maut layi khush ne,
Hass ke mere roan da jikar karde

Loka naal khe lange ............. Tere bin reh lange


Mein doosi meinu saaza mil gayi,
Bin tere jean di raaza mil gayi
Mere bagair tere toh jee nahi hunda si,
Aaj alag hon di wajah mil gayi

Teri sochani le lange ........... Tere bin reh lange


Teer tu torde, haath kaala kamaan aa gaya,
'Walia' di maut da fharmaan aa gaya
Aakhan aago mere hass ke le gaya teinu,
Aaisa zindagi wich zalim mehmaan aa gaya

Tera nuksan v seh lange ....... Tere bin reh lange


Tu chadeya meri tah zindagi he rul gayi
Tute ghare wicho paani wang dul gayi
Mein tah tere te bara maan karda si
Loki kehde tu meinu bhul gayi

Kale he beh lange ............... Tere bin reh lange



                                                                                     - J.Walia

Mo-HELL-I

Okay, today I'm going to talk about Mohali city
Whose mere mention of the name will bring down pity
It tries to be like Chandigarh, but Chandigarh is Number 1
Father will be a father, Mohali can max. be Chandigarh's son






Koi kehnda MOHALI, koi kehnda SAS NAGAR
Ethe sadakaan te khule khumde ne Dangaar
Na kisse nu driving sense, na kisse kol License
Is it Modern Pind or Backward Sehr, eh bahut wada Suspense

Mohali das teri kis gal te maan kara?
Har sadak teri tuti, das kehra raah fara?
Mohali wich na light, har kaam di fight
In mohali all are wrong, no one is right

Paaga toh jayda Mohali wich hair gel vikde
5-5 inch de doleyan wale "Standard Bullet with alloys" te dekhde
Muccha rakhi kundeya te nakli Ray-Ban ve layi
Chalo, if they feel good, its okay with me Bai

Land was alloted to world class ISB
Ohde zameen v Badal sarkaar kha gayi
Hun kehnde, 'We'll give them another land'
Pata nahi kis Kisaan di hun vajange band

All Mohalite's say that they live in Chandigarh
It's obvious that many are not so proud of SAS-Nagar
I know it's hard living under the shadow of India's best City
"Chandigarh - The Best" ...... Rest is all Shitty

MOHALI as a city is thaan-thaan Gopal
Please don't cry Mohali-waseyo, eh lo fado rumaal
Mohali will also rise when pigs will start Flying
"Mohali is Best, Mohali is great" << C'mon stop lying



Few of Mohali's so-called 'Not to miss' places


SILVI Park- It should be renamed as 'Groping' park for the obvious reason

Katani Sweets- Fuck it down

Sittal's- Okay, the babe at the counter is sexy

Oceanic and Gold Gym- YAWN without even opening my mouth

PCA Stadium- The only PLUS in Mo-HELL-I, and I have heard it will be shifted to the outskirts of Chandigarh.... Sorry Guys



It is said that 'ROME was NOT built in a day' .... but I guess Mohali was


                                                                                                                      - J.Walia