Modern kuri Punjab di

Eh hai Modern Kuri Punjab di
Kaam ho gaya eda pura kharab ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI 5jAb di










Beauty Parlour ch saara din hai gujaar di
Jimmy Choo de shoe chakde ehda paarh ji
Louis Vuitton da bag banda haath da haar ji
Armani de shades ehde akhaan da shingaar ji

Paise paani wangu bahae behisaab ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Shawl di jagah hun stole hai lendi
Undergarments nu accent ch lingerie hai kendi
Paranda dita sut, hun tan salon ch ja ke bendi
Kapde v chooti pehn de naap de hai paundi

Sirr utte nai rahi hun chunni laaj di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Wal katave choote, Note kamave moote
Bari khush hundi aa jado koi keh dave ehna nu totte
Catwalk hai kardi, haan di kuriyan toh hai sadh di
Pind chad ke hun Chandigarh aake parhdi

Pawe skirt mini, bhul gayi paune suit salwaar ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Ya Ya hai kehndi, bhul gayi kehna hanji
Sirr toh pair tak puri angrezi ch gayi hai manji
Convent school ch parhe, Punjab board lagda fansi
‘Excuse me’ kawe everytime jado aundi ehnu khansi

Gurbani gayi hai bhul, Lady Gaga de gaane hai jaap di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Bulliya te lip gloss, fake smile v hai mardi
Nit nave munde ghumandi, aisi hai eh naar ji
Haa karn toh pehla puche, Kehri tuhade kol car ji
Every Saturday kawe mein tah jana Disco bar ji

Chaange bhale munde nu karaundi Gharo baar ji
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di


Hun ehnu mundeya toh haiga na parhez ji
Naal chipak ke bave, mundeya da ehnu bara craze ji
Kehndi Premarital sex is the new rage ji
Break-ups are common, everyone goes through that phase ji

Virginity is a taboo, psychology hai kehndi sab de aap di
Eh hai MODERN KURI PUNJAB di



Eh hai Modern kuri Punjab di
Desi adea toh ban gayi purri bottle sharaab di
Eh hai MODERN KURI 5jAb di



                                                                               - J.Walia

Modern Sikhs

Ki kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de

Bus milde ne hun wich Bar-a de
Sharaaba pe-pe thokade Car-a ne
Kayi tah kehnde sutta v Marange

Nasheya ne patt te Lakha Hazaara ne
Amli ho gaye ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Photo khichwaunde ne naal Hathyara de
Launde Facebook te soch ke ki fukri Marange
Kehnde AK-47 ne sab Yaaran de

Taur naal akhde Ek-Ada banda v Marange
Eh aaj kal de ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Nasheya toh bagair hun ehna da kaam nahi chalda
Chandigarh ne pateya, pind hal nahi chalda
Sone di dharti Punjab, eh zamana si ga kal da

Kehnde Kaneda jana, pind ne Unparh-Gavara de
Valeti ho gaye ne putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Khande latakde ne bus wich Car-a de
Haathi kaara fashion ne Yaara de
Gurudware jande nahi maare Ahankara de

Wal kataunde ne lag peeche Naara de
Bhaiye lagde ne hun putt Sardara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de


Bank de loan chak zindagi jeende Udhara te
Mare-muke ne Badal te Amrinder de Attyachaara de
Jittana bhul gaye, aadi ho gaye ne bus Haaran de

Bus mit ne paake Talwara de
Dushman ban gaye ne Jigri Yaara de

Ki Kehne ne MODERN putt Sardara de
Ki Kehne ne Guru Gobind de Sardara de


                                                   -J.Walia